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Riku from Kingdom Hearts

MICKEY ITS RIKU. THEY PUT BUGS IN HIM

(TW for: Old art + Maggots + Holes)

Old art based off that quote used as an inside joke for a Magnus Archives based RP.

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So Capcom randomly started selling a bunch of Star Force merch

Which COULD mean nothing...

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Riku from Kingdom Hearts

MICKEY ITS RIKU. THEY PUT BUGS IN HIM

(TW for: Old art + Maggots + Holes)

Old art based off that quote used as an inside joke for a Magnus Archives based RP.

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Inserting that one Cinderella character study post I saw months and months ago

Im sick of people trashing the 'damsel in distress. That simply means a girl who can't save herself. If you want to write a story about a girl who saves the day do so, but don't stomp on those who can't help themselves that's not what heroes do.

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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Acting On Instinct

“So… Senator, I admit I’m curious,” Obi-Wan said, that afternoon. “I’ve been hearing a lot about the Military Creation Act.”

Padme looked up at the two Jedi, Obi-Wan and Anakin alike.

“You have?” she asked.

“Yes,” Obi-Wan agreed. “And – I’ll be honest – I’m not particularly sure about the controversy involved.”

“Can you explain?” Anakin requested. “I wasn’t really… any good at politics.”

“During this Separatist Crisis, certain elements of the Republic Senate are of the opinion that we need a standing army,” Padme explained. “And a much more significant navy, as well. I’m of the opinion that… the act is premature.”

Obi-Wan blinked.

“...why?” he asked.

“I cannot condone a course of action that would push us closer to war,” Padme answered.

“Senator,” Obi-Wan said, slowly. “I hope you don’t mind if I speak frankly?”

“I could hardly refuse you, I’m sure,” Padme replied.

“Can I ask first?” Anakin requested.

“By all means, Anakin,” Obi-Wan said. “Your apprenticeship is to learn, after all – it’s good for you to work on the areas you struggle with, as well as those where you display great skill.”

“Thank you, Master, that’s very kind of you,” Anakin replied, with a fairly significant amount of sarcasm. “But… Padme, don’t you remember what was happening when we met?”

“...you mean on Tatooine?” Padme said, confused.

“No, not that,” Anakin replied. “On Naboo.”

“I believe what my apprentice is trying to say,” Obi-Wan supplied, helpfully, “is that Naboo was invaded, and was unable to effectively defend itself because it lacked a significant military. Subsequently, you travelled to Coruscant to ask that the Republic do something, and when they proved unable to do something about it within a few hours, you overthrew the government, travelled back to Naboo, and borrowed the Gungan army to solve the whole problem with their army, your security forces, your fighter corps, Anakin in a spare starfighter, and a lot of guns.”

He smiled, pleasantly. “And some Jedi, of course… but what that all means is that I’m very confused about why you’re opposed to the Military Creation Act.”

“Yeah,” Anakin agreed, nodding. “What he said.”

Obi-Wan stifled a chuckle.

“It is precisely because I have seen the damage done to Naboo in war that I refuse to invite it to the Republic,” Padme replied.

“Don’t the Separatists include the Trade Federation?” Anakin said. “It didn’t stop them last time.”

“I respect your ideas, Senator,” Obi-Wan told her. “Please – do not misunderstand me. But I would have expected you to be in favour of the Military Creation Act”

Padme frowned.

“...you do make a good point,” she admitted. “But… to have a peacetime military seems like a bad idea.”

“The problem, I think, is that not having a military at the start of a war is worse,” Obi-Wan said, thoughtfully. “Or is the concern about the idea that this military would allow for a tyranny?”

“There is some of that, yes,” Padme agreed.

“Why not make sure the Chancellor is in charge?” Anakin asked. “He’s a good person.”

“And what about the next?” Obi-Wan asked. “Or the one after him? No, I think there must be a different solution here…”

He considered, thoughtfully.

“Perhaps…”

“The vote on the Military Creation Act to follow,” Mas Amedda said. “Senator Amidala has a speech, and the vote will follow. Senator?”

“Thank you, Vice-Chancellor,” Amidala replied, then looked out into the hall. “Delegates – I recognize that many of you have disagreed with the Loyalist Committee on the matter of the Military Creation Act. I wish to propose an amendment – as follows.”

She cleared her throat.

“The budget for the military will be subject to an annual renewal by the Senate,” she said. “Forty percent of the military will be controlled at the federal level, and the remaining sixty percent assigned pro rata to the funding planets.”

Several seconds of silence hung in the air.

“That’s it,” she added. “I would vote for the Act with this amendment, and I encourage my fellows on the Loyalist Committee to do the same.”

“...ah,” Mas Amedda said, then fell back on procedure. “All members will vote on the Amidala amendment, and then on the Act itself.”

“Mas,” Palpatine hissed.

“What?” Mas replied.

“The Act isn’t supposed to pass,” Palpatine said, tightly. “It’s supposed to fail so that the only way to break the deadlock is emergency powers and the military falls to me personally-”

“Do you have any idea how catastrophic that would have been if I didn’t mute my microphone?” Mas demanded. “Look – you must have a fallback plan.”

“Why do you assume I have to have the fallback plans?” Palpatine asked. “What I don’t understand is why she’s in favour of the amendment, now, I worked hard to make sure she wouldn’t be.”

The vote counts appeared on their little screen, showing the amendment had passed. Then the voting on the Act took place, as well, and it was soon clear that – the act was successful.

Palpatine sighed.

“Well, then,” he said, and took out his comlink. “Dooku. Launch the invasion ahead of schedule. Bring the clones.”

Mas blinked.

“...what?” he said.

“If the Republic is going to get a military, I need to have the invasion happen before it gets one!” Palpatine said, waspishly. “If I can’t get control of the military by emergency powers then I can’t tolerate having it-”

He stopped speaking at the loud roar that had spread from the pods.

“...Mas?” he asked.

“You never told me you were going to have the Republic invaded,” Mas replied – his microphone, clearly, on. “I call for a vote of no confidence-”

Palpatine pushed him off the side of the podium, because at this point he was annoyed enough to take the instant gratification in the moments before everything got quite distressing.

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edge of the world

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ST Link: *shows up in LU*

Legend, suddenly feeling an unexplainable fear: why do I hear boss music?

Engie: I think Legend is a rabbit in disguise.

Four: Interesting hypothesis. Why?

Engie: Because I hate him. 

Four: Fair enough. 

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ansem seeker of bedtime

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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South East Basement 1

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you can’t. you can’t fucking title your angsty mpreg fanfiction “Loss” and then expect to be taken seriously. you just can’t 

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I was practicing with colors a bit by drawing one of my OCs, and @peepthatbish really wanted me to post it here so… 🫣

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axolittle

axolotl

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Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.