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the enormity of my desire disgusts me

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genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

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“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”

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your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Back in my day, swag was an acronym. It meant secretly we are gay. It's not a secret anymore. But we're still gay.

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balenciaga

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

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