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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

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not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history

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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

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just got back from the grocery store and realized i forgot to kill everyone

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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

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going to invent a new word

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love looping a song. Awwww the songs over…… SIKE!!!!!!!!!!

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really love using the word "shrapnel" or "debris" for totally innocuous clutter or messes of harmlessly mundane origin. having a little treat in the kitchen and leaving cookie debris on the counter. sewing some doll clothes and leaving fabric shrapnel in the studio

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

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slowly and subtly doxx yourself with a series of posts like "ahh i love opening my window and smelling the sea," and "i wish the nearest paintball place was closer than 25 miles... :("

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