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More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox

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[Eating breakfast]

Me: *let's out a loud fart in the safety of my home*

Me: Excuse me.

Mom: That was you?!

Me: .......

Mom: ......

Mom (whispering): that's amazing...

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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I'm simultaneously hot and cold, I want a hug while being left alone. I'm hungry, nauseous, and most definitely want to bury myself in a cozy nest once I've ripped my skin off. Every vomit is a burp and every fart is a shit. Im giggly and sad and most importantly, I'm dying from something that won't kill me. What the fuck even is being a woman.

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I'm the type of person that'll see a tree and say "Is anyone gonna climb that" and not wait for an answer.

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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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Yes! This is a thing everyone should start doing!

My new thing that I've been working on is correcting myself when I call myself dumb or stupid. I say, "I'm not dumb, I'm just silly." And when I hear other people call themselves dumb or stupid, I tell them, "You're not stupid, you're just silly." I've been doing this for so long now that just the other day, I said it without thinking.

Of course, there's days where I feel like I really fucked up and I'm too incompetent to make it in this world, and I have to force myself to say "I'm not stupid, I'm just silly." A few times so my brain can get the message. But overall, this phrase has really helped change my perspective and be more positive. All it takes is consistency.

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing