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More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox

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[Eating breakfast]

Me: *let's out a loud fart in the safety of my home*

Me: Excuse me.

Mom: That was you?!

Me: .......

Mom: ......

Mom (whispering): that's amazing...

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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I'm simultaneously hot and cold, I want a hug while being left alone. I'm hungry, nauseous, and most definitely want to bury myself in a cozy nest once I've ripped my skin off. Every vomit is a burp and every fart is a shit. Im giggly and sad and most importantly, I'm dying from something that won't kill me. What the fuck even is being a woman.

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I'm the type of person that'll see a tree and say "Is anyone gonna climb that" and not wait for an answer.

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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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