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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts | part 3 > (part 1) & (part 2)
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Caption from Robin #101
Why yes, Tim Drake, I will call you a spoiled, squeamish , bourgie white boy actually.
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Theophile Alexandre Steinlen (Swiss, 1859-1923)
In the Flowers, 1893
Black pencil and colored pencils on paper
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Bro, I'm really not buying any version of Bruce that isn't polite to Alfred. He would always say "please" and "thank you" with his requests, or when Alfred tended to him without Bruce asking for anything. No matter how low, fast, or growly his voice was, Bruce would still do it.
#ChangeMyMindNoYouCant
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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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I’m not sure what’s funnier. All of gotham seeing Jason Todd out about with the Wayne family again after being definitely dead a few years ago, and the family not at all explaining it
Journalist: Is that the late Jason Todd with all of you here tonight?
Tim: Yeah
Journalist: Did he not die 5 years ago?
Tim: He did. Now he’s not.
Journalist: What exactly happened with him?
Tim: What are you a cop?
Or the whole family gaslighting everyone in Gotham into believing that Jason never died and was there the whole time
Journalist: Mr. Grayson, Is that your late brother at the hors d’oeuvres table?
Dick: (annoyed) Sure is. He can’t show up in time for Bruce’s speech but he can be here for the pigs in a blanket.
Journalist: I meant late as in… no longer with us.
Dick: I not sure what you mean, he’s always with us. You must not have seen him at all the other galas. He’s shy so he’s easy to miss.
Jason: (towering over everyone in his vicinity and shoving his mouth full of croquettes)
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