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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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excuse me i live here?? you're opening the door and you didn't even knock??? you weren't invited in????

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god forbid a woman have hobbies

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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It has just occurred to me that of all the characters in Winnie the Pooh, the only ones that lack both fingerless stuffing hands and faint seam lines (the indications that someone is a stuffed animal) are Rabbit and Owl. Which carries the possible implication that Rabbit and Owl are just a normal rabbit and owl living with a bunch of sentient stuffed animals.

And somehow this makes Rabbit’s constant consternation with all of his neighbors even funnier to me.

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deeply grateful to DuckDuckGo both for autocorrecting this search and for having the grace to forego even mentioning it had been corrected

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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I bet the batkids regularly take turns setting off the Batsignal so the others can eat processed foods without Bruce judging them

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When an interviewer said the human characters on the show “come across as much bigger dipshits than they are in print—Wells got prickly. What she most admired about the show’s tone, she explained, is that it’s not nearly as dystopian as most televised science fiction. The hippie characters, who acknowledge their consensus decisions by holding one another’s hands and humming, “trust each other explicitly. It’s a different culture, one that doesn’t produce grim and gritty people.”

The interviewer criticized that the “TV show, unlike the books, depicts Murderbot’s favorite program—“The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon,” …as… “pure schlock.” She said, “I don’t care if my entertainment is schlock or not if I like it. I loathe the phrase ‘guilty pleasure.’ Is it child porn? No? Then it’s not a guilty pleasure. It was created by people to be enjoyed.” -

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Squish

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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time

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