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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]

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NOT CLICKBAIT !!!

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who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

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One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 💯💯

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oh ok

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give this graphics designer a raise

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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vaguely threatening moth

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Satellite hermits AU | Mumbo and Grian

Notes under the cut

Grian [ builder | social administrator ]

Being a marine biologist with additional degree in general planetology, Grian used to work on Europa-Jupiter II; he spent months upon months in its waters, but doesn't like to talk about it. True "satellite hermit" by definition. He's usually the one operating the Central base: coordinating things and events from a distance, keeping comms with Earth and spacecrafts, sending reports for other hermits, etc. (His addition to the group allowed Xisuma to delegate to him half of administrative duties, move out of the Central base and focus on keeping tech aspect of the expedition in check, while not working himself to exhaustion. One simply cannot monitor orbital retranslator, fix water generators and check on radio towers while keeping in mind provisions and operating information exchange between different parts of the known universe)

Mumbo [ engineer ]

Mumbo is an expert in optics and a big fan of vintage tech. He joined the expedition when he had just graduated from Lunar Tech University, and, being the youngest lad on Minecrea for a while, quickly became a local favorite; other hermits did their best to check on him regularly to make sure he's doing well and teach him stuff that you don't read about in the textbooks. He's the only member of the expedition who brought on Minecrea his personal ELYTRa (it's old. People were conquering Mars on those).

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"Your leader has gone rogue, mad with power," announced the Patrician, jovially.

Thud! Another pawn fell to the board.

"Will you stop-" shouted Vimes, getting up.

"Do try and catch him, commander!" said Lord Vetinari, moving the damn bastard into another innocent piece.

"The one on the board, preferably," he added, after expertly dodging the outstretched hand trying to strangle him.

read A GAME OF KINGS by ao3 user Vee-hee-hee for the funniest and most effective visual gag of all time

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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