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Being the renowned Grinch in your family should mean not having to deal with glittery Christmas ornaments.

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS?

I'm making a themed spotify playlist, specifically, (dark) [circus/costume masks/Venetian carnival]-ish songs*. Right now, it includes, among others:

1. Some Panic! At the Disco songs that have that kind of style or reminisce the theme,

2. Britney Spears' "Circus",

3. "The Greatest Show" from The Greatest Showman,

4. A few more songs from different artists.

Any suggestions that could fit in would be appreciated!

*Although it could also sound like a musical, or imagining the artists/acrobats singing them.

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In a complete hypothetical: Is it possible for a car to be depressed? Specifically, I'm discussing a completely not-real 1933 vintage Bentley. If, once again in a complete fake senario, it liked your 6000 year situationship more than you, the OWNER of the car, and now they're gone and the car won't go above 25 mph? It's rather inconvenient, and I'll take any (hypothetical) help.

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"We see our future, it's free of colonizers"

Seen in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

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You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

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i may be mid, mentally unwell & generally annoying but at least i can cook

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You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions.

"Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!"

You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it.

"Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit."

You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there.

A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app."

Relenting, you scan the QR code.

"Not compatible with your device."

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what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

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Israel have repeatedly invaded Lebanon, supporting the Phalangists and committing massacres one after the other and this stupid zionist fuck can't figure out history before Oct 7

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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no context this is how i've been as of late

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There's a point of realization/understanding that the bad feeling doesn't come from anxiety, but from reality.

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drink water drinkwater drink water drinwater drink water

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#Din Grogu 😭