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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

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Daylight hours gained in the US in February

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You look like Klassje Disco Elysium in those photos 👍 very cool and morally dubious woman

this is one of those situations where i've gotten this so many times and idk really who she is but she is very beautiful so i guess i can't be tired of it :') thank you!! i aim to be cool and dubious in all my intentions.

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of the Devil: Episode 1 is available now.

Take a gamble, win big, and defend your client. Play the latest installment of our cyberpunk mystery adventure game today.

Available for PC on Steam.

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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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i need people to understand that making a blanket statement about what corsets were or what purpose they served is like if you made a blanket statement about panties and why people wear them and you didn't specify whether you meant g string thongs or boxer briefs or a jockstrap or cotton bikinis or

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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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WITNESS the transformation into a snake

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Webcomic creators - ComicFury needs our help!

ComicFury is basically the last of the old-school webcomic hosting sites and the mod Kyo needs more financial support if he's going to continue. If you host on ComicFury, I encourage you to support Kyo at patreon.com/comicfury or ko-fi.com/comicfury! 🐊📖

You can read the thread in full, along with his followup on his plans for the site, here: comicfury.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=51695

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it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

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What it’s like when you and the gang are in different fandoms