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Finally feeling up to making art again and, ironically, this is the page I had open in Clip Studio so this is what I started inking.

About an hour in I realized this wasn't even the next page to be drawn but I was too invested at that point.

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reblog if you need a hug

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Get there.

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Anyway American trans friends, now's the time to put "be gay do crime" into practice and the first step is to get onto secure communication channels so you're not discussing details of what you're doing and how on the public internet.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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message to all bitches

please survive

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

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NORTHERN EXPOSURE 3.10 Seoul Mates

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could u make charizard marketable...

Your wallet is forfeit.

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i saw this image and thought you’d really like it. it reminded me of you

literally. this is it.

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it came to me in a moment of clarity

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

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yugioh isn’t “good” i.e. its hardly a cowboy bebop or NGE or FLCL or mushishi but if anyone was like “it’s bad” i’d be like be quiet. kaiba’s about to summon obelisk out of the fucking ground