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About Sasuke Retsuden…

I understand liking a ship/character and all but… you can’t possibly be a Sasuke stan if you love this. You may like this author’s version of him, as the author themselves said it’s their version and not canon, but for Kami’s sake don’t argue with people that say he’s ooc because he is.

Kishi’s Boruto!Sasuke - doesn’t blink when his wife is transformed into another dimension by a dangerous enemy (and don’t tell me ‘he was confident in her abilities, Naruto and Sarada had spent way more time with her and they did get worried, also later he proved he has poor knowledge of her medical skills), clearly sees his wife wants to kiss him - turns away, has a freaking cell phone + messanger hawks - Sakura says he never contacts her, how hard is it to send a freaking message and ask how is she or how his actual child looks like. When he finally comes to the village - goes to Uzumaki family.

Esaka’s Sasuke - gets possessive when another guy tries to touch Sakura, wants to give her a ring, says they have this great bond (when in fact they know shit about each other)

How are these two versions supposed to represent the same character/relationship?

I’m not saying Sasuke is some cold and emotionless character, because he isn’t, but he just doesn’t show much emotion when with Sakura because they don’t have an actual bond but their child. He got shocked and hugely worried when Naruto was hit with a metal rod, although he knows damn well Naruto can heal himself in two seconds (like he did), but doesn’t blink when the enemy he and Naruto had a hard time fighting transformed Sakura in another dimension.

SS fans love this idea of ‘cold boy doesn’t show much emotion but he clearly loves this girl and they don’t see physical contact as something they need to do’ while it’s actually that Sakura is obsessed with him(and confirmed in Gaiden that she CHASED after him) and they have no physical contact because Sasuke doesn’t WANT IT, not because they don’t need it. I agree that physical contacnt isn’t the most important thing in marriage/relationship but sorry not sorry if you have a cell phone and don’t call your wife in 12+ years you clearly don’t miss her.

Sasuke is not afraid of bonding or physical contact, he just doesn’t want it with Sakura, hell even he did come to the village he goes to the Uzumaki house first and genuinely cares about Boruto’s relationship with his parents, while he let Sarada believe Sakura isn’t her real mom and doesn’t make much effort, CANON MATERIAL ONLY, to actually bond with her. Sasuke is very clear about his feelings and emotions, as we’ve seen with Naruto and Itachi, and he isn’t afraid to show them, because he doesn’t care about what people think of him. Never has he given any mixed signals that would conclude something he doesn’t actually feel, if he hates someone or loves someone, he’s gonna show it, and not he’s not gonna do that every 500 hundred chapters, you just need to pay his character attention.

Wow that was a long one, again, love the book all you want I don’t care, but don’t make Sasuke seem like something he isn’t.

(Btw thanks SS fandom for ridiculous hate comments when I reviewed the book with this same text) 

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Decided to do Uzumaki family tree since it was never explained and needed it for the blog, such a shame really, so I made my own version, hope you’ll like it!!! 

So, relations I made are:

Kushina, Karin’s mom and Nagato are first cousins, which makes Naruto and Karin second cousins and Nagato their second uncle.

I believe Mito would be Nagato and Kushina’s great great aunt, that term is fucky so just call her their great grandma’s sister.

Tsunade and Kushina’s mom are second cousins, and if Tsunade had a child they would be Kushina’s third cousin, so she’s basically Kushina’s distant aunt and Naruto and Karin’s veeerry distant grandma. 

Hope it ain’t too messed up lol.

Btw Nagato totally seems like an uncle type of guy haha. Ya know the one that is responsible and makes you eat vegetables but is still cool in a way.

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This need to be addressed again

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You know, I'm a fan of Sakura (NOT in Boruto tho) and honestly could care less about her boob size but honestly I see way too fucking often ppl complaining about Kishi/SP not giving her boobs and drawing fanarts with her as a C/D/DD cup and dedicating long posts to it.

Guys

It doesn't matter

She doesn't need boobs

It literally means nothing

It does not define any part of her character

It doesn't matter if you have a panel or two from one angle that shows she isn't completely flat, nobody cares. Nobody's opinion on her is going to change if you show them that.

If anything Sakura fans should be happy she has small boobs so some very special ppl can't accuse them of liking her just because of that like they do with Hinata fans which is beyond stupid might I add like her boobs made 0.3% of her screentime.

We shouldn't promote big boobs as something a girl needs to make her look better. Believe I'm been there.

Besides big boobs often suck trust me the back pain is terrible and you can't jump for shit.

Also before anyone says I'm self-projecting or similar I'm a C cup.

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sasusaku is unhealthy and toxic. if you ship it please unfollow me

thanks

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You could listen to your father at least, just saying 💅

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Sarada: Dad isn’t coming tonight again? Why can’t he just relax and be home?

Sakura: He has a lot of work with Lord Seventh, very important business, they will work all night in his office.

Meanwhile in the forest…

Boruto: Sasuke-san can you teach me Chidori?

Sasuke: Alright, by the way Boruto wanna hear my tragic backstory?

Boruto: Sure!

Later…

Sasuke: Huh, it’s getting late. Oh well can I sleep at your house? My house is streets away from yours…

Boruto: Uh, fine, mom and dad are experiencing both of us anyway.

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Aries - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

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"Hmp? You can try but it's nearly impossible to out-cool my dad and Sasuke-san"

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“Hey kid! Do you want me to show you something very cool?”

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Father & Son again! My precious boys ~

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Random headcanon:

Kawaki's birthday is February 26th

His personality is a lot like Pisces and since Boruto's birthday is March 27th and Hima's is pretty close and she's a lot like Taurus I headcanon that hers is April 28th.

I mean... isn't this satisfying:

Feb 26th

Mar 27th

Apr 28th

@Fellow NH shippers okay with this?