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Someone give Brennan a cup of coffee i think he needs it

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Ridoc: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Ridoc: Would her name be mozzarella? Xaden: What the hell are you doing in my room?

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Mira: After everything you've done... how will you sleep at night?

Xaden: Next to my wife

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"Well-the-fuck-aware"

Just something Xaden says that always has me screaming, crying, kicking my feet in the air while giggling.

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(ONYX STORM SPOILER)

Xaden Riorson 🤝 Cardan Greenbrair

Essentially ghosting their wives a few hours after marrying them on spot

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Ok but what happened to broccoli???!!!!

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Was Lilith really the most decent parent around? Asher, Fen, Talia and Aetos fucked up so badly she is the one winning in the parenting department??

Damn... emotionally unavailable it is then, better than *checks notes* illegal dedication to a deity, burdening with the weight of a failed rebellion, abandonment, and public disiheritment

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no cause how do you fuck up so badly that lilith sorrengail is winning in the parenting department

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anyone remember anything

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Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

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One of my favourite things about gus and shawn is that they both approach their most fundamental and similar qualities in opposite directions. Shawn is a crazy person who happens to be intelligent. Gus is an intelligent person who happens to be silly. Shawn doesn't know the word "hence" but managed to identify a guy's argentinian accent from the 1 (one) month he spent there 10+ years prior. Gus deduces how an old tourist trap is falling apart due to illegal mining and asks "hmm why would a ghost do this" in the very next sentence. Shawn is the seemingly unsophisticated guy with frivilous tatse but Gus is the one obsessed with reality television. Sometimes they align together, sometimes they mismatch like polka dots and stripes. Dynamic of all time

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i have no sympathy for henry’s exasperation at shawn starting Psych. you made your adhd recreational liar child an insanely good detective and expected him NOT to start a (fake) psychic detective agency??

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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Starting a collection

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kidnapper: get rid of your wife

paik sa-eon: best i can do is nepo hire her in the office i work at

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Random person: So you're in an arranged marriage to benefit your family against your will

Sa eon: yes.... I am in a marriage that has been arranged *whispering quickly to himself* by me...