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The Office - s09e05

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mood:

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the hill me and the mutuals are dying on

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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

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ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

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Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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girl you've been running through my mind all day