boring-iguana-blog

[boring-iguana-blog]

what the fuck does gaudiest mean

it means i’m beautiful

[boring-iguana-blog]

The bi icon we deserve

she’s gay

the wlw reading this

[boring-iguana-blog]

Yo, owls have serrated feathers that make them fly silently, and that is one of the most badass things ive ever heard about a bird

[boring-iguana-blog]

Crazy roses!! Any rose that's not red!!!

I even have one as my phone background💖💜💙

reblog this with your favorite kind of flower and I’ll draw a fairy based off your blog

or you could send me asks, that’s good too 

[boring-iguana-blog]

Personally i prefer this quote

I've never wanted words tattooed on me before but I've always wanted a phoenix tattoo and your quote "you can kill me but I only grow back stronger" perfectly embodies the spirit of spite in which I want the design

oh NICE, someone make it

[boring-iguana-blog]

The reason every random picture is a mood is because the mood of the decade is intangible chaos

[boring-iguana-blog]

A sort of communi-gay-tion if you will

Ok, now your unregularly scheduled gay

Acrobats are either twinks or femme lesbians

[boring-iguana-blog]

I personally know one (1) twink, and no femme lesbians

I personally know zero (0) acrobats

I know of absolutely no big name acrobats, much less of queer ones

So by this i can only deduce that i somehow was informed this through subconscious signaling that gays, and potentially acrobats, give off

Ok, now your unregularly scheduled gay

Acrobats are either twinks or femme lesbians

[boring-iguana-blog]

Ok, now your unregularly scheduled gay

Acrobats are either twinks or femme lesbians

[boring-iguana-blog]

I was going to make a gay post, but then i walked by a couple talking and all i overhead was "15 minutes can save you 15% or more"

[boring-iguana-blog]

It's a centaur, but the human is replaced with mothman, and the wings are on the horse back and fucking HUGE

Hi, sorry, I just wanted to say that you are like the chillest person ever. Like, Someone submits something vaguely disturbing to the regular human and you are just down to, like, bathe in unicorn/mothman hybrid blood or something.

you haven’t even seen the worst ones

i’m saving those for a master post

[boring-iguana-blog]

I'm not a kpop fan, but I'm down for mass chaos

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

YOU KNOW HOW BTS HAS THE ARMYS NOW YALL ARE MY ARMY SO ALL MY FOLLOWERS ARE ARMYS IM GONNA SHAKE IT UP IN THE HOUSE MASS CHAOS FOR THE KPOP STANS HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[boring-iguana-blog]

Mine's 4l3xhun1 but like.....be prepared for the profile pic

help I need a good twitter username idea 

[boring-iguana-blog]

The fact that i'll never be able to have a thin mint and a pumpkin spice latte at the same time saddens me

[boring-iguana-blog]

Is this how you started your skin collection? People tried to shake your hand or something and you just¿? Kept it?¿?

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

[boring-iguana-blog]

Charlies Angels is 100% fan service, hot girls, hot guys, cheesy action, but honestly what more could I possibly want from a cheesy action movie, so I'm just here living my best bisexual life

[boring-iguana-blog]

I threw this together in like 30 seconds because im tired and totally forgot about inktober, i'll do the rest on time hopefully