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Freddie: Don't you hate it when your girlfriend has a twin sister, so you get confused and fuck her dad?

Roger:

Freddie:

Roger: Freddie I-

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Killer Bri

Freddie: *singing Killer Queen*

Freddie: drop of a h-

John: Roger is my marionette

John: All I want, I knoW HE'S GONNA GET

Freddie: N-no John th-

John: extraordinaRILY SMAART

Brian: John that's enou-

John *inhale*: hE'S A KILLER B R I I

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Roger on science class:

Roger: hey teacher

Teacher: ...yes?

Roger: How do I turn of my heart off real quick?

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Roger be like:

I want it, I got it

You like my maracas?

R thanks, just stole it

I see it, I play it

Fred took it and threw it.

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Me: Joe's YouTube channel has the quality content I needed-

Joe: Posts a video eating a donut in slowmotion.

Me: His videos are gold and-

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Freddie: -kisses Jim-

Roger: Oh my god.. that's sOOO gay

Freddie:

Jim:

Roger: I love it

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Interviewer: come, sit, have a cup of coffee and milk, of you'd like to.

Joe: oh sur- wAIT WHAT

Interviewer: ...C-Coffee and milk?

Joe: dON'T SAY THAT WORD

Interviewer: W-which word? Milk?

Joe: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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-God creating Roger-

God: male or female?

Roger's Mom: yes

God: say no more

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Joe Mazzello be like:

"ugh stop with this Hardzello thing we're JUST friends"

Later:

-posts a picture with Ben-

Joe: best boy ever #uwu #yes #love #morethanfriends #hearts

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Roger: aLL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSS IS YOUR D-

Brian: rOGER, THERE'S A KID IN HERE

John: wait, he was saying that he wanted an dolphin right?

Freddie: no, he said that he wanted dick

Brian: fREDDIE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Freddie singing Stone Cold Crazy be like:

They're gonna put me in a cell, If I can't go to heaven willauiausoaaoamausoaoaoddmaoaostohellllll

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Ben: - playing the drums -

Joe: - talking on the phone -

Ben: ...

Joe: - still talking on the phone -

Ben: uhh.. Joe?

Joe: - angry sigh -

Joe: EXCUSE ME?? cAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF HATING YOUR AUDITION????

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Roger: love, love me do

Roger: you knowww I love youu

Roger: so plEEEAAASSSSEEE

Roger: give my maracas back

Freddie: hahahaha, bitch. no.

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Cardboard Ben be like:

Imma cardboard bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

imMA CARDBOARD BITCH

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John Deacon be like:

I'm John Richard Deacon and I was born on August 19th, 1951.

Joe Mazzello be like:

I'm Joseph Francis Mazzello and I dON'T KNOW WHERE MY MOM WAS ON 1983..

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- Gwilym's Bad Jokes Part 3 -

Gwilym: hEYA

Ben: oh m-

Joe: You've gotta be kidding me..

Gwilym: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Joe: bEN DON'T YOU DAR-

Ben: What?

Joe: bEN I SWEAR-

Gwilym: A can't opener.. Got it? Can't? Can?

Ben:

Joe: Gwil...gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

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John: Do you know where my will to live is?

Brian:

Roger:

Freddie:

John: That's right, iT'S GONE.