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Cuddles :3

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Theyre forcing me to engage in capitalism

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It's the italian, we are coming for you

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Peglin?

'because im nubby' pharell william's 'happy' 'nubby's number factory' song parity

I own nothing

all song/game belong to pharell william

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Tumblr definitely did something to me because now i cuddle my plushie all the time and i want to be called a cutie patootie

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Well that sounds not very tasty

why do i feel weird

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What did you eat?

why do i feel weird

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Same

"correct me if im wrong" i say to thin fucking air

arguing with yourself, am i right?

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Have you eaten yet?

why do i feel weird

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May i have one please?

Made brownies, who wants some?

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I have an opinion about the Switch 2 price but y’all aren’t gonna like it bc it’s more nuanced than just Nintendo bad greedy

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Cmon Homer, i've seen you do much worse

homer is weak. i could eat 64 slices much quicker AND i wouldnt go blind. weak man

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Catalyze your kitty power,, mrrp and mrrer and mrau for hours

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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

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“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

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Woah, didn't know strawberries were this funky

the people on tiktok filming a blob-like strawberry and saying it's a GMO one...fucking fake strawberry fans...they literally can grow naturally like this

it's just the strawberries growing together. do not speak lies of these beautiful freaks ever again

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my little brother tried to show me a "cool trick" where he entered my name and hometown into chatgpt and tried to get it to pull up my personal info like it did on all of his friends, then was absolutely shocked when it couldn't find anything on me

so. keep practicing basic internet safety, guys. it still works. don't put your personal info on social media, keep all your accounts on private, turn off ai scraping on every site that you can, enable all privacy features on social media apps. our info still can be protected, we have to keep fighting for control