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Bro. Do not get drunk and start asking me questions about my happiness and feelings bc you are NOT ready to handle this conversation
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I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like
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Bob’s Burgers, The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover (S06E06)
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“[My wife] said, ‘You know, we’ve been together for nine years, and I think we’ll be together for a long time. But you will never know what I really think of you, and I will never know what you really think of me.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, it’s kind of beautiful.’”
JOHN MULANEY The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
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