they/them | happily married | late 20s | real world sculptor digital modeler
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a baby bird just pulled me out of my car and drove away
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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.
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dick from a man who has waited lifetimes to meet me again in my reincarnated form
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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
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come closer i exhibit normal and not obsessive behaviours
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Selva Aparicio: Childhood Memories (2020) hand carved tapestry directly into wooden flooring
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Sponge bob jellyfish episode
Neighbor called the cops, mumbo turned up the noise.
Part 1 | Part 2
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Do you think they ever pieced together what happened or were they always like “wow that was a weird shared dream we both had” ?
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If Sega had any girlballs at all, they'd release a dlc outfit for shadow that's just a stylish dress.
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moderately unnerving animal crossing wiki moments
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) dir. Zelda Williams
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5 inches. 7 inches. It doesn’t matter. no amount of penis inches will ever be enough. Not after all that i’ve been through
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