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It's been said before but I will say it again. Lily and James would've loved Ginny.

James would joke about the Potters being 'cursed' to always fall in love with gingers.

Ginny would nerd out about Quidditch with James and would've loved pranking their significant others together.

Lily would want to know everything about their relationship(if they wanted to tell her of course). And Harry would regularly come to her for advice.

The first time James met Ginny he tried to be tough because "hey this is the girl that his son fell in love with!," he's gotta make sure she's worthy. That lasted all of 5 minutes.

Lily and Ginny would bake together. Neither are very good at it but it's their bonding time.

They compare their getting together story and James is like: "So you didn't have to constantly bother her???" Lily just rolls her eyes at him.

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Hp incorrect

Harry: I told Ron his ears flush when he lies.

Ginny: Why?

Harry: Look.

Harry: Hey Ron! Do you love Hermione?

Ron, covering his ears: No.

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the harry potter films not including this scene:

“You'd think people had better things to gossip about,” said Ginny, as she sat on the common-room floor, leaning against Harry's legs and reading the Daily Prophet. “Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.”

Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.

“What did you tell her?”

“I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail,” said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. “Much more macho.”

“Thanks,” said Harry, grinning. “And what did you tell her Ron's got?”

“A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.”

has got to be the most criminal thing they’ve ever done

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Sirius: wow that's a cool rock

James: thanks, Evans gave it to me

Lily: I threw it at you

James: she's basically in love with me

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Oh! Naughty Lily

But James seems to like what he sees!

@livelaughlovetoread lil fic

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james potter pined over lily evans for years only for some of you to believe he would ever chose someone else over her.

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Lily: James, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

James: Raise the dead.

Lily: And what did you do?

James: Raise the dead.

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Woke up happy because I remembered that Hinny is canon

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Gryffindor Common room

Circa 1977

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What do you think Harry would be like if he was raised by Jily?

frosted tips, grunge listener, popular but introverted, cocky and witty, misbehaving, gryffindor jock.

he calls mcgonagall 'minnie', he's even more witty and disrespectful to snape (who's also much crueler to him) but also knows a lot more about potions and is extremely talented in it, he's still best friend's with ron and hermione but is much closer (from the beginning) to luna and neville and grew up with them (as well as ron). he's not super spoilt by james and lily, but is very very spoilt by sirius. he gets access to the marauders map since first year but lets fred and george keep it and only occasionally borrows it (until they leave school). he's even more obsessive about quidditch (he's even closer to oliver wood and looks up to him A LOT), and plans to be a professional qudditch player since he can remember (james playing with toddler hari and telling him he'll be the greatest quidditch player ever and taking him to every single game). he dresses much more in style- in a mix of muggle and wizarding clothing. has his ears pierced. still rivals/enemies with draco (draco wouldn't have anything bad to say about hari, but would make fun of hermione and ron which hari wouldn't be taking), he'd get sirius to tell him embarrassing stories about narcissa to mock draco with. that scene where hari gets all the food from the trolley for ron would still very much happen, and he'd probably do that every fucking year.

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I love them, your honor

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thought this tiktok was funny

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Bruce: We're going to put everything we love in this box.

Jason: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: no

Tim: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Can I-

Bruce: NO YOU MAY NOT PUT DICK IN THE BOX!

Dick: *cries in My Brothers Just Admitted They Love Me*

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What is tumblr trying to tell me

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Bruce: We're going to put everything we love in this box.

Jason: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: no

Tim: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Can I-

Bruce: NO YOU MAY NOT PUT DICK IN THE BOX!

Dick: *cries in My Brothers Just Admitted They Love Me*

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This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao