Loki. Yeah the god. No autographs unless paid cash upfront. Pictures cost more. Nudes don't cost a thing. (closed loki rp account)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
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Ha...you're right. I guess I should give you a chance.
What's your name then?
Then maybe you don’t know me well enough. Or at all.
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Lorde - Flicker (Kanye West Rework) From The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
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*Two elegant drinks manifest in Loki's hands. They are unnaturally bright, phosphorescent, green smoke spills down the edges of the glass. He hands one to her and raises his own, mouthing cheers before drinking* Emma Frost. Loki Laufeyson. Sorry for the disturbance.
You can take that drink as my penitence.
Magic? *brow raised with a skeptical smirk* Fascinating.
Emma Frost.
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Wow. Cunt is so much hotter when you say it. You must be a professor here, right old man?
I was stating a fact. It has naught to do with ‘being a little cunt’, as you so eloquently put it.
I’m afraid you don’t have a say in my choices of clothing.
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Primadonna - Marina & The Diamonds
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Yeah? Well I have been working on my martini manifestation powers. I'm a mutant. It's my mutation.
Just kidding. It's fucking magic.
*smirks* Oh n, please don’t let me intrude. You’re doing a wonderful job, I’d only ruin it. Though if there’s any more alcohol involved I’d gladly par take.
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Drunkenly singing Beyonce. Wanna join?
"What the hell are you doing that is making that much noise?”
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(just that one time loki and victor von doom got sexy and had bad hair)
Saint Laurent (2014) Movie clip (x)(x)
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Loki: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win.
Bucky: You don't want to play with me.
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The truth is out
Loki: Agent of Asgard #10
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Loki: Agent of Asgard + popular text posts
I already made a couple of these, here’s some more. I know they’re lame.
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Humans in love are terrible. You see them come hungering at one another like prehistoric wolves, you see something struggling for life in between them like a root or a soul and it flares for a moment, then they smash it.
Anne Carson, Plainwater (via mirroir)
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What have I eaten? Lies and smiles.I am myself. That is not enough.
Sylvia Plath, The Jailer. (via asteropes)
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Bitch chill. You don't have to go around being a little cunt to people to prove you have a big dick. We know.
You might want to wear looser pants by the way, with something like that dangling about.
The mere fact that you appear to contemplate this proves that your foolishness can’t go any further.
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Like you could do a better job? You don't seem like you're someone who's that...adept...at flirtation.
You call that flirting? It didn’t seem like that at all, sweetheart.
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