I exist ๐. He/Him or They/Them is fine. If you don't like that I'm ace then leave.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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also really important addition, OP only uses stone picks:
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Redrew it as them!! It could go the other way around tbh
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. โDonโt miss out on 30% offโ donโt piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave thatโs how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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not my genius ass getting a spare copy of keys and then putting them fucking. somewhere. ๐
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Wait a minute I could've sworn your bio used to say 26
Damn, I wonder what coulda happened
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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I saw what I can only presume is old gay man in the gas station
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nodding furiously at every second of this video
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man i wish i had a sword. it would solve at least a couple of my problems, namely 1. not having a sword and 2. making me way hotter (by virtue of having a sword)
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God I love โWeโre enemies, but weโve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.โ Great trope.
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