boomertheopossum

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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@cyborgpotato

This is the gang versus those mindflayers in session one.

Ft Boomer as Danny Devito.

Gaming be like

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They better not take my cow!

I'll trade them a gryphon tail for it.

the thing both my DMs for dungeons and dragons have in common, excluding that they are siblings, is that they both are crazy at making complicated settings

I will always be surprised by the amount of mysteries and motivations and history they just seed into the world

tonight Leo's introduced cannibal halflings with a strict sense of fairness and machine ghosts?!?!

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Boomer notebook!

And Boomer's new child.

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When the temperature twins think they're SO smart.

me trying to infiltrate the adult world

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exactly what marsupials should be doing

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Just opossum things:

When you’re in fight club, you probably shouldn’t cut off a dwarf’s hair, even if there is a wrecking ball attached to it.

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Monk Wisdom

“We are all Eco systems.”

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small angry marsupial with a complex and guns 

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

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i hope our dm doesn't die of too much love we'll blame it on tiptoe

I’M FILLED WITH SO MUCH LOVE IT’S LITERALLY SPILLING OUT OF ME!

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Boomer thoughts; “let the kobolds hit the floor, let the kobolds hit the floor”

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Our Druid, when figuring out how much gold we have.

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DM: Roll a d20 to Appraise the stuff?

Boomer: *rolls a nat 20* 

DM: Uh, five to ten gold each.

Heck yeah, we have an entire den of Yuan-ti to loot and skin.

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The party's wizard, everytime they meet any minor inconvenience:

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dnd currently