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play

clive owen

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Seriously, how are you an assassin? I mean, are you even old enough to know that word?

Close enough.

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See, kid, when two smoking’ hot ladies want a piece of each other, they show it in smokin’ hot ways.

If we’re lucky, that involves crotches. If we’re more lucky, the show don’t stop there.

[Squints.]

… Why is that one lady in that other lady’s crotch?

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Close enough.

What are you, the Karate Kid?

You look like you’re eight.

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What are you, the Karate Kid?

You look like you're eight.

You got some sick wishes, kid.  But for that last bit, you picked the right guy to stalk.

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You got some sick wishes, kid.  But for that last bit, you picked the right guy to stalk.

Well if that isn’t the worst plan I’ve ever heard.

Why?

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Well if that isn't the worst plan I've ever heard.

Why?

…Well fine then.

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Bats don't have great eyesight, toots.

Should'a been HawkGirl.

gingerbat started following you

Been here five minutes and I already got a Bat on my back?

Now that’s service.

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...Well fine then.

daliawayne started following you

You might wanna run along, kid.  I’m told I ain’t too good with you tykes.

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givethemnothing started following you

Hey, ho.  Thought you were dead, Big Guy.

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daliawayne started following you

You might wanna run along, kid.  I'm told I ain't too good with you tykes.

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gingerbat started following you

Been here five minutes and I already got a Bat on my back?

Now that's service.

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Be careful what you wish for, Floyd.

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Secret Six v3 04

I love how when Deadshot found out Scandal was a lesbian, he still, you know, whines about it, but he calls her “sis” and stopped hitting on her. I read it as being as close to a show of support as he can get and it’s kind of adorable.

I also like how even though he’s calling Catman out, he’s subtly defending him, because he’s basically as close to a best friend as Floyd has.

You are a horrible cigararette-stealing assassin, Lawton, but I sort of love you.