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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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you ever think about how toasters love bread but hate toast

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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

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That tiktok of that cis guy being like "I thought wlw mean winners love winning so I put that in my ig bio and I had a bunch of butch lesbians hitting me up" kills me every time even thinking about it kills me

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Snailpocalypse

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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

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The bugs have evolved to digest rocks and minerals and rubber

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the false essay is going well

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why did etho choose the goofy movie season to have an overt/international character arc. Fuck my wild life life.

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A canary’s pledge

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HELLO??

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I love when this happens

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Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources:

Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources but they have a big robot and a Dom in their headset doing pet play on comms:

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But what if it was all a dream

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A pirate could perhaps appreciate the charms of reddit, what with its arrr and its slash. Or am i fucking crazy