Hey I'm Sam, short for samantha, this is my shadowhunters/ the shadowhunter Chronicles blog, and I post a lot of incorrect sh quotes as well. I love to read books, and anime which is why I picked that username. enjoy my blog and thanks for visiting 💕
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
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Collar Kisses (Chapt 2)
Snogging Practice (Chapt 3)
homoerotic? more like homie-rotic
From “Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine” Fic by @naromoreau and @summerofspock !
(@)risquenaniiebim on twitter for the spicy or fic stuff.
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this is a shitpost the rendering got 2222 srs
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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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How to make a snake with your hands
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Can’t get enough husbands in my life
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Aziraphale doesn’t need to be saved. He never has. He gave away his flaming sword and lied to God's face. He tricked Heaven once again to save three kids. He claims to be soft, but he is anything but. He stood with his flaming sword facing Satan. He stood with a dumb candelabra facing a horde of demons to save his bookshop and protect humans. He is absolutely capable of getting out of any situation. But oh, how Crowley loves to save him.
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Our Side
Inspired by this tumblr post by @aziraphales-ineffable-bookshop. Now we all wonder - what's on the USB-stick?
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apparently you have to practice animation to get an animation degree…
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