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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.

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what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

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This is the courtship dance of the Peacock spider.

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we're borrowing my imagination for this one

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it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

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You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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Asexual people who feel pressured into having sex when they don’t want to and queer people that are afraid or ashamed of having sex even though they want to are actually being repressed by the same societal forces but nobody seems to want to talk about that

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

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Crazy thing about working in a movie theater is that people will just leave behind things like perfect replicas of D20 miniatures.

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X Users Are Having A Meltdown Over Edward Sharpe And The Magnetic Zeros

There are a whole bunch of accounts on X that farm engagement by asking people basic questions about movies or music or whatever. The responses to these posts, as quote-posts, tend to go very viral because X’s algorithm loves quote-posts for some reason. Even though the site actively hides quote-posts now… Anyways, I digress, it’s a stupid app.

X users were asked this week what the worst song ever was and people landed on “Home,” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. Likely because Gen Z has never seen what Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros look like and, yes, the 2009 video now going viral of the band playing the song on NPR’s Tiny Desk is, in 2025, violently millennial.

If you want to torture yourself by reading a lot of opinions from very dumb people about why this song is bad (I think it’s fine), you can click here to see all the quote-posts on X. But I, regrettably, have to push back on something that seems to have been lost to time.

This is NOT “stomp clap hey ho indie,” as I’ve seen users on X claim. This is obviously closer to recession-era folk or folk punk, which came years before. It was smellier and annoying in a totally different way. “Stomp clap hey ho indie,” which arrived around 2011-2012, was made by Mormons, midwesteners that were functionally Mormon, or British nepo babies and it was explicitly written to cash in on the need for Silicon Valley Keynote background music or plantation weddings where all the drinks are served in mason jars. Bands like Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros were involved with dangerously insane cults, hung out with people who ate trash and tattooed their dogs, and made songs that sounded like they were written by preschool teachers suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. Thank you!!

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