bonnie-bee-bonnie
bonnie-bee-bonnie
Me, myself and I
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I'm brave, but very stupid.
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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my other fav coworker was this woman i worked with at chipotle in 2015. on my first day she walked right up to me and she said she was like one million chapters into a multi-year running pokemon fanfiction and she wrote all of her coworkers in as gym leaders and she asked me if I wanted to be in it and to pick my gym team and I was like damn can I think about it? She said yeah and I went home that night and really planned out my life as a gym leader. my next shift i gave her the details and she wrote it all down. presumably it's out there now in her fic. I never read it but I hope Pokemon AU me is happy
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 5 days ago
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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 7 days ago
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 7 days ago
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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 16 days ago
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In every generation there is a chosen one…
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 16 days ago
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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 26 days ago
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My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture
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bonnie-bee-bonnie · 26 days ago
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why am i so haunted
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sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?
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