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Sexy isn't always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

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dear future partner

we gonna fuck a lot love ya

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💦 Chris Thomas’ NA #TopMiata

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🔥 toke and smoke 💨

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🍁 What are the 4 words that come to mind? 🍁

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Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

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An idea, we’re snowed in, the bongs packed, and you’re sitting on my face riding off into the sunset surrounded by a cloud of smoke

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when you’ve already had 5 bowls, and u start packing another one

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Cruises

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I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

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that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

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i’m going to overcome despite my failures and disappointments. i wont let myself fall back into a hole i’m crawling out of! because i am strong and fighting everyday and that itself is a huge accomplishment !!!!