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woe bedlund booty shorts be upon ye

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We Used to Be Friends

Written for @cdrcrossoverbang

Author: @friendofcarlotta

Artist: @witchy-worm

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Rating: Explicit

Tags: Inspired by Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars Fusion, Modern Noir, Enemies to Lovers, Case Fic

Summary:

When Sheriff Mary Winchester accused Fergus Crowley, the most powerful man in Neptune, California, of killing his daughter Meg, she lost the town’s goodwill and was run out of office. The fallout split the Winchester family in two, with only her older son Dean choosing to stick by her side.

Now Dean and Mary run a private detective agency together, all while Dean tries to navigate the social minefield of his senior year in high school. Not to mention his thorny relationship with Castiel Novak, who was Meg’s boyfriend when she died and — once upon a time — Dean’s best friend.

Thanks to an anonymous tipster, Dean gets his hands on an important clue in Meg’s murder. He decides to solve the case once and for all — whatever the consequences.

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wait. dean as a death echo except instead of reliving the rebar he's reliving castiel being taken by the empty because that's really the moment he died. his ghost is just down there on the dungeon floor sobbing with his head in his hands for the rest of eternity.

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i make myself laugh

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You’ve been on my mind girl since the flood

Faith! Dean as Ophelia redraw edit for @faithdeans 1k milestone!

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“i won’t hurt dean.” || “you will no longer be obedient!”

supernatural 8x17 goodbye stranger (2013) / ella enchanted (2004)

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Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.

Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.

Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-

Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.

Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.

Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.

Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!

Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?

Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.

Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.

Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN

Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?

Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?

Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.

Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.

Cas:

Sam:

Cas:

Sam:

Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.

Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?

Cass: No.

Samm: Ah, that's a relief.

Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.

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so has stacy abrams (known spn fan) (there for nov 5th 2020) seen that

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DEAN & BABY

— for @liopleurodean

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what is the new popes plan to deal with the fact the chicago is divided up between five monster families

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Dean never kisses a woman ever again after widower arc. BTW

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jack is only 3 years old he doesn’t know the first thing about parenting

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Happy birthday Dean! May you spend your day being lazy in bed with your husband

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alright actually. two (?) years on what’s the one unexplained conspiracy breadcrumb about the supernatural finale that still irradiates you the most. personally i know the wrong-side-shove to the ground is most explainable by multiple takes/careless editors but it still drives me up thw fucking wall