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hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

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obsessed

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Wow this is awesome it sounds good

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Donations for Black Lives Matter

For every $5 you donate to an effective BLM cause*, I will write you a MINIMUM 1k fic**. That means that if you donate $150, I will write you a 30k fic. There is no word count limit, so donate away!

If you want me to write something that is NOT in a fandom I’m in, I WILL STILL WRITE IT. But it will be $8 per 1k due to the extra learning curve. I’ll even write for your OCs!

For those who can only donate less than $5, I will write drabbles for you at $1/100 words (or $1/50 words if it’s in a fandom/ship I’m not in).

I am happy to break your total word count into separate works, each with their own specifications. See under the cut for my list of fandoms (feel free to bring your fandom to me and ask me if I know it; I might have just forgotten to list it).

Vetted and proven funds to consider:

ACLU

The Bail Project

Keep reading

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Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

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as yet unexplored subgenres

zombie Amish romance

normal fiction (explores alternate reality that is much more banal and ordinary than this one)

elfpunk (-punk subgenre where every piece of technology is run by many incredibly tiny elves inside)

chaotic history (all of the alternate histories at once; very little attempt to coordinate them)

badass fiction (refers to speculative fiction works with worldbuilding, plot and characterization all ultimately governed by what is most badass; subcategories include badass fantasy and badass sci-fi, though the latter is a disputed category due to the fact that space wizards who ride space dragons and other fantastical elements commonly creep in because they’re badass)

bad sci-fi, or badsci (science fiction based on terrible attitudes toward science, such as six-day-literalist creationism or flat earth)

contemporary history (historical novels inexplicably set in the present day, with either historical events and figures recast as occurring in contemporary times or past historical periods portrayed as being culturally and technologically similar to the present)

dreampunk (instead of a first chapter wherein the protagonist awakens from a dream, the entire story is just dreams)

tree romance

existential literature (an avant-garde and media-transcending subcategory wherein reviewers and booksellers blurb and discuss a book that does not actually exist, creating a unique and thought-provoking experience for the reader, especially one who commonly pre-orders new books)

self-help fantasy (self-help book dedicated to solving problems no one has)

self-help romance (you buy the book to solve your problems but instead you fall in love with the author)

recipe thriller (a recipe book whose recipes are masterfully plotted and full of chilling suspense)

contemporary epic poetry romance (contemporary romance written in the exact style and tone of Ancient Greek epics)

dinosaurpunk

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The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument

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imagine if Doug Dimmadome was the final boss of Fairly Oddparents. that’s Fullmetal Alchemist

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That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the cor

ner!

Losing my re-

corner!

Trying    c o r n e r       t h a t ’ s     m

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http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

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now for ur phone. go make some strangers uneasy in public 👉👉

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1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

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what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

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jonathan sims, everyone.