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Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:
Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:
Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:
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Hello friends! I made a new art account! As you may know, I’ve been taking commissions on my other blog for a bit now, but I decided to redo my sheet. It’s a lot more simple now, plus a new offer: pixels!
I’m very short on money right now, and trying to save up to move out of my current place. Any bit of anything helps at this point, so I’m very grateful for anything that I can get.
Preferred method of payment is PayPal, and you can either shoot me a message here on Tumblr through any of my accounts, or email me at [email protected]. If you’re not sure if I can do something, don’t be afraid to ask! I’m always willing to work with people.
If you can, please consider spreading this around! Thank you for your time!
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I made this… because of reasons!
I found this ‘poem’ in one of Mark’s DDLC gameplays, and… and it’s pretty obvious that it’s about William. And then I learned how to make gifs. So. Hope you like it!
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Wilford, crying and sipping his martini: how can some people hate the rain?? like, the ocean came all this way to give you tiny kisses and you just??
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To everyone that needs to hear this today:
💚You can do this!💚
💚You are valid!💚
💚You are talented!💚
💚You are smart!💚
💚You are beautiful!💚
💚You are amazing!💚
💚You are strong!💚
💚I support you!💚
💚You are famILY!💚
AND ALSO, DON’T FORGET TO:
🖤Drink some water!🖤
🖤Eat something!🖤
🖤Take your meds!🖤
🖤Take a break!🖤
🖤Breath!🖤
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I want you guys to know that I love you all and I hope you have a beautiful day/night!
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I’ve nyevew been much fow smoking, but taking a buwwet to youw chest wiww make you a wot wess wowwied about the swow deaths of the wowwd. Wong stowy showt: I took a job I shouwdn’t have. They say the pwetty onyes wiww awways get you kiwwed. But he was so damn handsome i couwdn’t wesist. I was a fwog in a swow pot of boiwing watew, ow the fiwst cwown to get into the cwown caw. You don’t knyow to get out untiw it’s too wate. Onye thing wed to anyothew and I found mysewf swowdancing with the deviw in the moonwight. Except instead of weaving woom fow Jesus, he weft woom fow a 357 magnyum. I won’t bowe you with the detaiws, so I'ww cut wight to the quick: a wot of peopwe died because of this man. Wiwwiam J. Bawnyum, a.k.a. The Cowonyew.Just wike the cwown at my baw mitzvah, I knyew he was twoubwe fwom the moment i waid eyes on him. And just wike Bozo the Magnyificent, a wot of peopwe died when he wawked into my wife. I’ve been chasing him down evew since. We wewe wike two nyaked men wunnying on the same tweadmiww. Uncomfowtabwy cwose, but awways just a step behind. But nyo onye can wun fowevew. Especiawwy nyot with 200 pounds of sweaty detective bweathing down youw nyeck. It hasn’t been easy though. I can’t count how many countwies I’ve cownyewed him in. couwdn’t teww you how many times I’ve had him in my big, stwong hands. Evewy time I think i’ve got him fow good, he somehow manyages to swip away. But he’s wunnying out of howes to hide in. I mean that witewawwy, metaphowicawwy, and euphemisticawwy. It doesn’t mattew how cwafty you think you awe… If you’ve been on the wun fow yeaws, and yeaws… Eventuawwy… you'we gonnya make a mistake. Wowd of advice: if you'we wunnying away fwom youw pwobwems, nyevew become too attached to anything. Famiwies, wuvws, bwiefcases on top of youw caw. Some things awe best weft behind. The cowonyew’s a swippewy onye. Shedding nyames as easiwy as a snyake sheds a few pounds befowe bikinyi season. He’s gonye thwough pseudonym aftew pseudonym twying to cuvw his twacks. But he awways manyages to faww back into the same famiwiaw wowes: dwinking, fighting, fwiwting… dancing.
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septics as things my campers have said
Anti: I can see dead people. Hi, mommy!
Schneep: *breathing heavily into watch, pretending it is a communications device, with an extremely outraged face* haaaa……haaaaa…..
Jackieboy Man: *in the act of chewing up a paper cup and attempting to swallow it* My stomach hurts.
Jameson Jackson: if there was no water, i think we would be dead. but i’m not sure.
Chase: can i tell you something? *whispers, confidentially* i like sushi
Marvin: *whispers* i know about boobs.
(bonus iplier)
Wilford: the lace in your NECK!
tingles my NECK! (jims join in) how do i NEEEEEEECK?! The NECK of a BaAcHEelOOr
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Wilford: Go big or go home!
Dark, form cracking: I am begging you, Wilford. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
Wilford, whispering: I’m going big.
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Wilford: keep up, old man.
Dark: we’re the same age!
Wilford: i wear it better!
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Imagine if Naruto were translated into UK English instead of American English.
“Oi Sasuke la, are you takin’ the piss or ‘ave you properly gone mental on the charlie?”
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Wilford Motherloving Warfstache Split Aesthetic
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“Just for tonight.. Why don’t we have a little fun?” A fanart inspired by a scene from Wilford ‘MOTHERLOVING’ Warfstache Pretty sure a bunch of people will draw the same scene but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I had so much fun while drawing this :,} I hope yall like it!!
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