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Lady Dimitrescu being canonically a lesbian and a man-hater, only ever having women in her castle, all her maids being women, her three daughters never being exposed to men other than in the context to drink their blood. Lady Dimitrescu being great representation of lesbianism and perhaps even trauma (that's perhaps why she hates men?). Lady Dimitrescus who was just trying to live peacefully in her castle with her daughters and maids without being disturbed, doing what she needed to do in order for her and her family to survive.

Only for dudebros to come along, pronounce Alcina the hottest resident evil character all because she's extremely tall ("step on me mommy") and has big boobs? Dudebros who show exactly why we need more lesbian rep in popular video game franchises. Dudebros who are, at this point, proving exactly why the man-hating part of Lady D is valid, who are proving why she would want to get away from them and live in peace.

I can promise you, if she existed, she would NOT step on you. She would kill you and drain your blood to bathe in and drink, and NOT in the hot sexy fun kind of way. Please.

Edit to add on to this:

Okay maybe I made it a bit too wordy or something? Some people on here don't have half their brains apparently. So I'll water it down to be nice and simple for those people...

Lady D's male fans are kinda weird.

[bombsquad9]

Do we think Leon Kennedy is a “I’ll try to quit drinking for you” kinda guy or a “I’m too far gone, so I ain’t stopping now” kinda guy when it comes to his partner? Cause I can see him being both, but I don’t know what to decide.

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~✞𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬✞~

✞ 𝐀𝐩𝐞𝐱 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝗼𝐟 𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐲 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝗼𝐮𝐭 4 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐇𝗼𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝗼𝐟 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐌𝗼𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝗼𝗺𝐛𝐚𝐭 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 ✞

✞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐓𝗼𝗺𝐛 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ✞ (None yet)

✞ 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 ✞ (None yet)

[bombsquad9]

~✞𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭✞~

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✞ Ada Wong:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Alcina Dimitrescu:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Albert Wesker:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—> Backshots w/ Wesker (Smut) [Requested]

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—> NSFW Alphabet

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✞ Ashley Graham:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Carlos Oliveira:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—> NSFW Alphabet

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✞ Chris Redfield:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Claire Redfield:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Ethan Winters:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Finn Macauley:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.1)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Jake Muller:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Jill Valentine:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Leon Kennedy:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Lucas Baker:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Luis Serra:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Nikolai Zinoviev:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—> NSFW Alphabet

✞ Piers Nivans:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

—>

✞ Sherry Birkin:

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬

—> Love Languages + Gender/Sexuality Headcanons (PT.2)

—>

𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭𝐬/𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

—>

𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐬

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A/N: Comments and reblogs are appreciated! <3

[bombsquad9]

Dare I say Leon Kennedy would listen to Mischief Brew.?

[bombsquad9]

Ok id appreciate you guys blowing my inbox up with stuff because I’m bored so its the perfect time <33

[bombsquad9]

𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐭𝗼 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬 (18+)

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•SFW•

✞ Takes a LONG time to get them to show you their face, they think you’re gonna be repulsed or leave them, and they can’t lose you. Probably would cry if you told them they’re pretty and that you still love them because they’re just so convinced they’re ugly.

✞ It takes Nikto awhile to warm up to touch, but once they do they’re always wanting to have their hands on you. They’d be the type to link pinkies as you walk through the street/mall/etc so that they don’t lose you.

✞ Will touch your face in the middle of the night or just stare at you to make sure you’re real, sometimes they feel like their mind is slowly slipping because of the voices, so it’s really reassuring for them.

✞ Would be utterly obsessed with you. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, but they have to have you because they’re terrified of someone taking you away. It calms down when you assure them you’re not gonna leave.

✞ Has full mental breaks because of the voices and flashbacks. They have extreme nightmares that are really vivid due to the torture, so sometimes they just want you to hold them. There would be moments they would get extremely distant due to not being able to express themselves.

✞ Seeking reassurance a lot, the voices put them down to the point they don’t wanna look in the mirror (more than they already don’t). Will get extremely upset sometimes because the voices are putting you down or convincing them you’re gonna leave.

✞ Extremely attentive to your needs and what you want. They put you way before they put themselves, to the point it is a little concerning. They think showing you is better then telling you, considering they aren’t good with words and because they’re more of the listening type anyway.

✞ 100% scary dog privileges. If someone tried to touch you or even look at you a little too long, they’re walking up and holding your hand or something. Can’t have anyone taking their pretty little gem.

✞ Would teach you cute little phrases in Russian (if you didn’t know it already), and silently chuckle to themself when you mispronounce something. They think it’s cute and can’t help it.

✞ If someone dare hurt you they’d definitely ‘take care’ of it.

✞ Would leave you cute little notes letting you know where they were if they had to go out for some reason. They’re probably a little dry, but it’s still cute they’re willing to do that.

✞ They probably text really dry too, but it gets the point across. They just show their love in other ways.

•NSFW•

✞ Safe word is 100% necessary for them. They’re scared the voices might take over or get to loud and make them do something they’ll regret.

✞ Make-out sessions are very sloppy. Lots of teeth clashing a spit because they’re scared you’re gonna get ripped away from them, and the scars that leave half of their mouth open definitely don’t help. If you ask them to slow down they’ll try their best too.

✞ Mutters sweet praises in Russian, especially when they’re close. Each word a little stuttered, and sometimes even mispronounced because you just feel soooo good wrapped around them.

✞ Would want the mask to stay on, but the moment you fuck their brains out and praise their pretty little face it’ll never be on again. <3

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: None Currently

A/N: Comments and reblogs are appreciated! <3

[bombsquad9]

Hii, hope you’re doing good, could you please do a Carlos’ nsfw alphabet?

Of course I can, hun! Coming right up for you! (18+)

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✞𝐀✞ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> I’m sure this man is a sweetheart after sex, not that he isn’t always. He will make sure you’re alright, get you whatever you need and want, and then hold you all night. Carlos would make sure you won’t have to lift a finger after the fact.

✞𝐁✞ 𝐁𝗼𝐝𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝗼𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟?)

—> On him I would like to think it’s his arms, he’s worked hard on building up muscle and he knows it’s sexy, so he owns it. He likes the way you look trapped between them, or when you’re trapped in a headlock by them while taking it from behind <3

—> On his partner I feel like he’d like their ass, he just seems like that guy to me. He likes the way it ripples when you’re taking it from behind, or when he smacks it. He can’t help it, he thinks it’s cute.

✞𝐂✞ 𝐂𝐮𝗺 (𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝗼 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐮𝗺.)

—> Lovesss to cum on your face. He loves seeing your pretty face all ruined and sticky under his doing, bonus points if you’re wearing any form of makeup. Carlos also loves cumming on your ass.

✞𝐃✞ 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

—> If he’s away on a mission or something, he totally jerks off to videos and pictures he’s took of you while fucking your brains out. <3

✞𝐄✞ 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

—> Carlos probably has a shit ton of experience, he knows what he’s doing, and he’ll definitely learn how to get you off in no time. He’s skilled in all categories, so you’re definitely not gonna be let down.

✞𝐅✞ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧?)

—> Doggy Style: He loves seeing your ass jiggle as he pounds into you from behind, giving you the occasional smack to watch it ripple more.

—> Lotus: Carlos enjoys the closeness. Plus the fact he can see every facial expression that proves he hits every little spot perfectly.

✞𝐆✞ 𝐆𝗼𝗼𝐟𝐲 (𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝗼𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝗼𝐫 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲?

—> I feel like he would crack a joke or two, but otherwise he’s pretty serious. He’s Mr. Funny, how could he not make a random joke?

✞𝐇✞ 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝗼𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐃𝗼𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬?)

—> I would say he keeps up with it pretty nicely, isn’t bare though because he thinks it looks goofy. He has a little happy trail too, so he thinks it wouldn’t makes sense to have the happy trail and no hair down there.

✞𝐈✞ 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝗼 𝐫𝗼𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> He can be good at it, but I think you’d have to ask for it most times.

✞𝐉✞ 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝗺𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗼𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧?)

—> When he doesn’t have a partner, he probably jerks off often. When he does have a partner, it goes down a significant amount. He still does occasionally though if his partner isn’t available for some reason.

✞𝐊✞ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬?)

—> Overstimulation, marking, teasing, etc. he’s open to try a lot, all you gotta do is ask.

✞𝐋✞ 𝐋𝗼𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> He likes the bed because there are less restrictions of what you can do….buttttt he LOVES to bend you over the dining room table or kitchen counter.

✞𝐌✞ 𝐌𝗼𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 𝗼𝐧?)

—> All you gotta do is mutter what you want him to do to you in his ear, or leave some teasing touches down his arm and he wants to bend you over and fuck you. He’s not that hard to get going.

✞𝐍✞ 𝐍𝗼 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝗼 𝐝𝗼?)

—> Nothing that would hurt you, he just wouldn’t be able to bring himself to do it. He loves you, so why would he cause you pain?

✞𝐎✞ 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐠𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭?)

—> Carlos love both, don’t get him wrong, but something about getting his lover off with his mouth drives him crazy. He would gladly drop to his knees and give his partner a blowjob/eat them out in a heartbeat.

—> On the other hand, this man cannot resist a sloppy blow job. This goes back to the cumming on your face thing, because it drives this man absolutely feral.

✞𝐏✞ 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝗼𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝗼𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝗼𝐰?)

—> Carlos can do slow and rough, it’s up to his partner and what they want. He rather go a bit rough though, he likes watching his partner get absolutely ruined.

✞𝐐✞ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝗼𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐧𝐬 𝗼𝐧 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬?)

—> Always down for a quickie, just pull him into the nearest bathroom, dressing room and go at it.

✞𝐑✞ 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐤 (𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝗼 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

—> He’d be down, whatever you wanna try that’s considered risky he’d do it. As I said in the last letter, he’d be down to fuck in the a bathroom or dressing room if he really wanted to.

✞𝐒✞ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝗺𝐢𝐧𝐚 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝗼𝐫?)

—> He can go for awhile, maybe 3 rounds? Training helped him with it a lot.

✞𝐓✞ 𝐓𝗼𝐲𝐬 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝗼𝐲𝐬? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝗼𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

—> I don’t think he would own any, BUT would definitely buy some if you wanna use them. He’s not opposed to utilizing them, he doesn’t care cause he just wants to see you get off.

✞𝐔✞ 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞?)

—> Carlos is the biggest tease, will purposely set a slow pace so that you can’t cum and claims he’s just ‘taking his time and didn’t realize’. He’ll whisper the filthiest things in your ear all day so that you’re begging for him later. Anything to get you riled up, really.

✞𝐕✞ 𝐕𝗼𝐥𝐮𝗺𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐥𝗼𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝?)

—> I don’t think Carlos would be loud, but would definitely get louder when he’s getting close to cumming. He lets out quiet groans and grunts.

✞𝐖✞ 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝 (𝐀 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝗼𝗺 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫)

—> I think he’d want to try something like a threesome at least once.

✞𝐗✞ 𝐗-𝐑𝐚𝐲 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝗼𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬?)

—> Thick, really thick. He’s not extremely long, but definitely above average. Will stretch you out very nicely. His tip is a cute little pink color.

✞𝐘✞ 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡/𝐥𝗼𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞?)

—> I would say he definitely has a decently high sex drive, and it doesn’t really take much to get him going.

✞𝐙✞ 𝐙𝐳𝐳.. (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬?)

—> After you’re taken care of and don’t need anything? This man is out like a light, and he sleeps like a rock on the side of the road. He probably just lays on you and nuzzles into your neck and call it done once you’re taken care of.

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: None Currently

A/N: Comments and reblogs are appreciated! <3

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Perv!Roommate!König Headcanons <3 (18+)

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✞ Perv!Rommate!König who stands outside your bathroom door as you shower, listening to your moans from is inside as he fists with swollen, fat cock in his hand. The way you whine as you desperately try to get off burnt into his skull as his pretty red tip leaks and aches to fill you up.

✞ Perv!Roommate!König who knows when your laundry day is, so he steals a pair of dirty panties/boxers the day before to wrap around his aching dick, loving the way the fabric feels as he rubs the waistband on the tip.

✞ Perv!Roommate!König who will sneak pictures of you through the day so he can fantasize about them later, especially when he accidentally takes a picture that shows just enough skin to making him cum on the spot. You make him so needy in desperate, he can’t help it :(

✞ Perv!Roommate!König not being able to watch you eat things like ice cream, seeing the sticky white substance get on the corner of your mouth which makes his mind race to other things like that. He’d pop a boner watching your pretty little lips lapping at it like he wants you to do his cock, making him hold back a whimper to him self.

✞ Perv!Roommate!König who fucks you nice and deep when you two finally get together, watching the way his fat cock makes a little bulge in your tummy as your pretty eyes roll back <3

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: None Currently

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𝐋𝗼𝐯𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 + 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫/𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐬: 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 (PT. 2)

Characters Included: Jake Muller, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, Luis Sera, Nikolai Zinoviev, Piers Nivans, and Sherry Birkin.

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𝑱𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝑴𝒖����𝒍𝒆𝒓;

—> Cisman (He/Him), Bisexual w/ a preference for women

✞ Physical Touch: Jake is gonna be all over you, even if he (tries) to do it in a more subtle way. An arm around your waist? Shoulders? He doesn’t care, as long as he is touching you. You’re his, he wants to show you off, what’s so wrong with that?

✞ Quality Time: Jake would like to spend time with his partner. After he lost his mom, he is afraid anyone else that he loves dearly is gonna get ripped away from him too. He would rather have memories that may get tainted in the future, then be distant and regret it later on.

𝑱𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆;

—> Ciswoman (She/Her), Pansexual/Demiromantic/Demisexual

✞ Acts of Service: Jill isn’t good with words, and is a firm believer of “Actions speak louder than words”. She’s a busy woman, but either way she’ll find a way to take away from the amount you have on your plate. Though, if you were to do the same for her she’d be eternally grateful.

✞ Quality Time: Jill has lost a lot of peers, so, similarly to Jake, she would rather make memories than regret not making them. She’ll take any time off she has to dedicate to you, taking you a place you’ve been wanting to go, just laying in bed holding each other, etc. She doesn’t wanna lose you, even if deep down she knows she won’t.

𝑳𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑲𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅𝒚;

—> Transman (He/Him), Bisexual

✞ Words of Affirmation: Leon just wants someone to love him, man. He’s lost so many people, including himself, so he just wants someone to help bring the old him back with praise and love. Obviously he isn’t 100% gonna be his happy self with all the fucked up shit, but sometimes an ‘I’m proud of you’ just makes his day, even if it’s a little bit. He seems like he would break down a little bit if you told him that you accept him and anything he comes with (trauma, etc).

✞ Physical Touch: After a long mission, Leon would just wanna lay on his significant other and cuddle with them. He’s so touch starved and craves any ounce he can get from his partner. Hugs last a little longer every time, hand holding is common. He always will have an arm around your waist/shoulder in public because it’s so addicting to him to the point he needs it.

𝑳𝒖𝒊𝒔 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂;

—> Cisman (He/Him), Pansexual

✞ Physical Touch: Luis, similarly to Jake, would be the kind of guy to never get off of you. He would constantly want to be all over you and show you off. Luis would definitely come behind you and smack your ass, but also be the kind of person to give you a nice hug from behind, so it’s a gamble. It’s all in good fun though.

✞ Gift Giving: Luis seems like the kinda guy that would see a cute little trinket that he’d think his partner would like, and/or reminds him of them and get it for them. He loves the little light in your eyes when he gives you something and you like it, it fills something in his heart that he doesn’t wanna let go of.

𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒊 𝒁𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒗;

—> Cisman (He/Him), Omnisexual w/ no preference

✞ Gift Giving: Nikolai, as he said, likes money. I'm sure he's got quite a bit (whether he acquired it legally or not is unknown, but money is money, right?), so why would he spend it on his significant other? He loves showering his partner in loads of gifts and won't stop, even if they ask him to.

✞ Physical Touch: Nikolai will never keep his hands off his partner, they're his to show off, so why wouldn't he? He always had a hand around their waist, around their shoulders, he doesn't care. It shows they're HIS and only his.

𝑷𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑵𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒔;

—> Transman (He/Him), Gay or Bisexual w/ a preference for men

✞ Physical Touch: Piers is a sucker for a good cuddle session, and will happily melt into a good hug. He loves holding his partner’s hand. He strongly believes there is nothing better than coming home and snuggling up into his significant other’s arms after a long, grueling mission.

✞ Acts of Service: He will happily do whatever you want, whenever you want. Piers loves helping you with things you don’t want to or can’t do, it makes him feel useful. He loves the little smile on your face and the praises you give him when he tells you something is already taken care of.

𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑩𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏;

—> Ciswoman (She/Her), Bisexual w/ a preference for men

✞ Words of Affirmation: She probably craves praise because she didn’t get it as a kid, and if she did it was a half-assed “good job” before her parents moved on to something else because they were so busy. Sherry’s heart swells at the slightest of praise, even if it’s something as simple as a “I appreciate you”. It means a lot to her, and she is willing to dish it right back out.

✞ Gift Giving: Sherry seems to be the type who would make you cute little gifts. I can see her sitting down and making you a customized card for your birthday/valentines/etc. She also believes in giving thing with sentimental value, she thinks it’s a symbol of trust if you’re willing to give someone something you cherish, y’know?

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: None Currently

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Someone needs to do a parody of Juggalo Juice by ICP but with Nuka Cola flavors

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Hi there! 🥰 Do you think you can write Carlos Oliveira x fem reader angst? Basically something about him finding out your starving yourself. Thank you! <3

Hi there! I'm sorry I responded late, but I'm not comfortable with writing eds or anything like that due to my own experiences. I truly do apologize!

- xoxo ♡︎

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If Gobtholemew has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Gobtholemew has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Gobtholemew has no fans, that means I'm dead.

Nothing comes between me and Gobtholemew.

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We need more Drummer Boy (fo4) content cause that man had sm potential

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a threesome with lara croft and jill valentine would cure me

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𝐍𝐢𝐤𝗼𝐥𝐚𝐢 𝐙𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐯 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 (18+)

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✞𝐀✞ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> Nikolai won't do aftercare unless you straight up ask him for it, and when you do he might tease you a bit about it. The only thing he really does is check in to make sure you're ok, then he passes out or goes to do something else.

✞𝐁✞ 𝐁𝗼𝐝𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝗼𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟?)

—> For him it's probably his arms, he's put a lot of effort into making them bulky, and he likes the way it looks when he has you pinned.

—> For you it's probably your eyes, he loves the way they tear up a little when he's railing you, or how they squeeze shut when you're about to cum.

✞𝐂✞ 𝐂𝐮𝗺 (𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝗼 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐮𝗺.)

—> He'll cum anywhere, but he likes when he gets to cum on your face. Is it messy as hell? Yea, but it's hot as fuck to him so he couldn't care less.

—> Nikolai also like to cum insides you, he likes seeing it drip out of your hole and onto the bed beneath you. He likes when it dribbles down your thigh when he has you bent over something.

✞𝐃✞ 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬?)

—> He wants to fuck you infront of people, he isn't keen to sharing, but he wants everyone to know how good he makes you feel, and how only he could make you feel that way.

✞𝐄✞ 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠?)

—> I feel like Nikolai's a whore and has a lot of experience. He knows what he's doing, and always manages to unravel you every time.

✞𝐅✞ 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧?)

—> Face down, ass up. That's how he wants you, he loves to plow you from behind whilst holding your head into the mattress by your hair. He likes the way your ass jiggles with each thrust.

✞𝐆✞ 𝐆𝗼𝗼𝐟𝐲 (𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝗼𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝗼𝐫 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲?

—> He's mostly serious, he MIGHT crack a joke every once in a lifetime, but that's only if he's in a "weird mood".

✞𝐇✞ 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝗼𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲? 𝐃𝗼𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬?)

—> Nikolai probably doesn't trim his pubes or anything, and if he does it's only because you requested it. Even then, it's half assed.

✞𝐈✞ 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐢𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝗼 𝐫𝗼𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> He tends to be more on the rough side of things, pushing his partner to their limits, trying to get as much as he can out of them before he's done for the night. Due to that, there's not a lot of intimacy when it comes to sex, he's just not an emotional guy.

✞𝐉✞ 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝗺𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗼𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧?)

—> He doesn't jack off often, but when he does it's because you're not around, and if you are it's because you're not paying as much attention to him as he'd like.

✞𝐊✞ 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬?)

—> He'd be into a lot of thing, some of which being dacriphillia, spanking, bondage, vouyerism, definitely has a size kink, 'sir' kink, etc.

✞𝐋✞ 𝐋𝗼𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱?)

—> He'd have sex anywhere, the bedroom, the shower, the kitchen, a public bathroom, an empty alleyway, he doesn't give a fuck.

✞𝐌✞ 𝐌𝗼𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝗼𝐧 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 𝗼𝐧?)

—> When you tease him, especially if it's nothing major but just enough to know you're up to something. Lingerie is another thing, especially if it's his favorite color/a color he thinks looks good on you.

—> I feel like if you don't already speak Russian, but try to start learning because of/for Nikolai.

✞𝐍✞ 𝐍𝗼 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝗼 𝐝𝗼?)

—> Anything with bodily fluids that isn't cum, he finds it disgusting.

✞𝐎✞ 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐠𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭?)

—> He prefers receiving, but man is he good when it comes to giving. He's great with his tongue, and is proud of it, so all you have to do is ask and he'll gladly oblige.

✞𝐏✞ 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝗼𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝗼𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝗼𝐰?)

—> Fast and rough, he wants the bed shaking and hitting the wall.

✞𝐐✞ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝗼𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐧𝐬 𝗼𝐧 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬?)

—> He's always down for quickies, but would much rather drag it out to the point you're squirming beneath him and begging.

✞𝐑✞ 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐤 (𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝗼 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐭? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐬?)

—> He's willing to take risks and experiment. As I said before, he doesn't give a fuck.

✞𝐒✞ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝗺𝐢𝐧𝐚 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝗼𝐫?)

—> Considering he's a mercenary and that requires a lot of stamina, he can last for a long ass time. Maybe about 3-4 rounds with a few minutes in between.

✞𝐓✞ 𝐓𝗼𝐲𝐬 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝗼𝐲𝐬? 𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 𝗼𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝗼𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?)

—> Oh yea, he owns a lot, but he only ever uses them on his partner.

✞𝐔✞ 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (𝐃𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞? 𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝗺𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞?)

—> Huge tease, he could go hours teasing you until you're sobbing and begging him to let you cum.

✞𝐕✞ 𝐕𝗼𝐥𝐮𝗺𝐞 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐥𝗼𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝?)

—> He's not very loud, but definitely lets low moans and grunts slip during sex.

✞𝐖✞ 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝 (𝐀 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝗼𝗺 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐧 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫)

—> He probably lost his virginity in a holy place like a church or cathedral. He's a whore and he knows it, sinner.

✞𝐗✞ 𝐗-𝐑𝐚𝐲 (𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝗼𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬?)

—> He's got a good 7.5 inches, about 2 fingers in girth. He's got a vein that runs underneath, and his tip is pink.

✞𝐘✞ 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡/𝐥𝗼𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞?)

—> He's got a high sex drive, he could probably fuck six times a day everyday if you were down.

✞𝐙✞ 𝐙𝐳𝐳.. (𝐇𝗼𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬?)

—> After the session is over and he checks in he's passed the fuck out next to you, no doubt.

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: None currently

A/N: Comments and reblogs are appreciated! <3

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hiiihii hellloooo is it possible for u to write a silly little lemon oneshot of albert wesker giving us backshots >_< gonna stay anon because my friends know me and ur acc 😰

A/N: Of course I can do that for you, honey! I wasn't sure what gender you wanted so I went with GN!Reader. (18+)

Contains: Major age gap (readers 19-25, wesker is in his 40s), name calling, backshots, GN!Reader, implied boss/employee relationship, slight dacriphillia, tummy bulge, literally no plot.

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"F-fuck, baby...", Wesker moaned lightly, his thick cock pounding into your tight hole at a rapid rate. You were bent over his desk, cum dripping down your thighs. He'd been fucking you like this for almost an hour, there was a white ring around the base of his cock from how many times he's made you cum. "Such a good girl/boy, taking my cock like the good little whore you are, hm?", he praised, but the tone he said it all in was degrading so the line between the two was fuzzy.

All you could respond with was moan, you're lucky the desk was there or else you'd be on the floor. Legs shaky, you felt another orgasm approaching. You clench around him, causing his hips to stutter a bit. "Want me to cum inside you like a little slut, hm? You just need me, don't you?". The words rang through your ears before you're cumming again, tears dared to spill from your eyes from the overstimulation.

"Aww, what's wrong, baby?", he teased, watching you crumble beneath him. He bit his lip a little, pulling you up to leave hickies on your neck from behind, still pounding into you. He pulled your head back onto his shoulder by your hair, kissing you on the mouth. He put his other hand on your stomach, feeling himself through the plushy area of your tummy. "Barely can fit me, hm?", his tone was dark. His hips stuttered again before he finally came inside your abused hole, it spilling out around him. He pulled out, a mix of his and your cum poured out. He pulled himself back together, cleaning himself up. "Clean yourself up and get back to work"

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𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭: @slinkyl0l

A/N: Sorry if it's no good, but enjoy, hun! Please give me any feedback you think is necessary. Comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated! <3