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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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just made a new oc called guy whose life sucks

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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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The elf in my basement that I only allow to eat sand and clay

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source post.

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Me, my girlfriend and our pet missing texture

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A tiny green alien grabs a woodsman's axe with its stubby fingerless nub arms. The axe is nearly three times it's height. It todders towards you, struggling to stay upright. It gets a running start, and throws every ounce of its bodyweight into the swing. The axe hits home, and hacks about 80% through the toes on your left foot. As you collapse from the pain, the little green alien runs in circles.

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sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor

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my cancellable kink could beat up your cancellable kink

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She's so helpful in the remake isn't she?

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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

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Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

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