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If I get 15 "Act"s, I (the mun) will record myself acting the character I roleplay.

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"Oh, come now! You mean to tell me you have not had one hunt?"

"Oh, I don’t think you’d want to hear any of my stories! They’re not as entertaining as yours, my friend!"

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Curriculum has naught to do with it, my child.

[Sighs and begins pacing]

The feeling that we were entrusted with your tutelage, only for you to perish because you did not know where to strike a Boarbatusk? That is true misery and loss.

Conversely, what would you assume we feel when our trainees become accomplished?

[Leans back in her seat as he levels the stare at her, and averting her own gaze. After he stopped talking she looked back up at him]

…I can’t imagine it would be anything less than pain and the requirement to strengthen curriculum? 

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Seeing such young, hopeful members of my academia taking such a healthy interest in their coursework is a relief and a pleasure. And seeing them work together is even more refreshing.

I'm glad you have come to that conclusion! Yes, indeed, rivalry is a powerful motivator. Sadly, there has yet to be born a hunter on my level.

Please do not mention that to Ozpin.

Yessir!! My friends and I )(ave all been studying very very )(ard!!! We’re studying rig)(t t)(is very moment, in fact! Jade missed a few classes so we’re all )(elping )(er wit)( )(omework and stuff, too.

Since coming to t)(is sc)(ool, I’ve realized t)(at I t)(ink a )(ealt)(y rivalry is extremely beneficial to a study environment. Not)(ing motivates anyone more t)(an being t)(e very best among your peers, I suppose!!!

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I will be there posthaste, milady.

Port did you do the paperwork I asked you to do?

Miss Goodwitch, you need only check your inbox to furnish yourself the answer to that question.

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"And you? Any stories of wonder and intrigue?"

"Ah, yes indeed!" He drinks a swig of coffee.

"That really is quite the marvelous story there! Not to mention all of the trophies you have!"

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It is indeed finished, my dear Glynda.

Port did you do the paperwork I asked you to do?

Miss Goodwitch, you need only check your inbox to furnish yourself the answer to that question.

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And it is good to see you are in such fine spirits for having been ill.

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PROFESSOR PORT! IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE ON TUMBLR.

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Port did you do the paperwork I asked you to do?

Miss Goodwitch, you need only check your inbox to furnish yourself the answer to that question.

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While I realize my class may not be the most invigorating and I a bit... Boisterous-

[He turns and levels a cold stare at her]

I expect you to pay utmost attention in my class for it could mean your survival. You need to succeed not only for yourself, but to carry the good name of this academy. How do you think we teachers respond every time one of our students does not make it back from a hunt?

[She lets out a heavy sigh, but not in annoyance. More of self-disappointment, but does as he asks]

Yes, sir?

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"Indeed, Mr. Oobleck! And I was able to retrieve it's teeth as a souvenir! More trophies for the wall!"

"Oh wow! That is pretty big! Astounding, absolutely astounding, Mr. Port!"

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[He turns his back to her, hands knit behind his waist]

Miss Belladonna, please take a seat.

DammitItoldhertomakeafewofthemwrong

I… I don’t know what you’re referring to, Professor. Not at all. 

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aelifbana replied to your post: There are so many of you so suddenly. …Don’t I...

)(i Professor Port!!!!

Good day, Feferi, it is a pleasure to see you again. I hope you've studied for my upcoming test.

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And they were as immaculate as all the rest of Miss Schnee's work.

What? I totally turned those last couple assignments in!

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There are so many of you so suddenly.

...Don't I see the head of one wanted vagabond Roman Torchwick?

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gambols-realist replied to your post: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

It’d make you feel better if you bumped up my grade some, I promise.

Perhaps if I were to ever receive one of my assignments, I would be inclined to change the grading.

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I couldn't help but oValehear you as I was Roman the halls

Hey, everyone! What’s Yangin’? Well, I wouldn’t want to cast a Vale over this momentous pun occasion which suddenly aRose. I’m actually quite Goodwitch ‘em, if you haven’t seen already. Heads Ozpinning around already with all of these puns, I hope I don’t come off as a primaBelladonna. In fact, I believe I have a talent that no one could Schneeze at. I hope I didn’t Torchwick the competition. Even I need some adWeiss sometimes with my puns. A Penny for your thoughts?