Alexis. 27. she/they. Capricorn. It's not about me not knowing the pokemon, it's about me not knowing myself
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the SCP vending machine does not get nearly enough love and it’s my absolute favorite
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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too
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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
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i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta
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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”
hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.
“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”
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