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Glasses

Akaashi thinks he may need reading glasses, so one day he asks tsukki to borrow his glasses and it goes down like this: A: Tsukkishima, could i please borrow your glasses? T, narrowing his eyes in suspicion: what do you need them for? A: I think i may need them for reading but im not too sure. I just need to see if i can read better with them T: ok.. *gives Akaashi his glasses* so now yamaguchi is dying because 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘬𝘪 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. and bokuto is going to pass out because 𝘈𝘎𝘏𝘒𝘈𝘈𝘚𝘑𝘈𝘏𝘚𝘐 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘎𝘓𝘈𝘚𝘚𝘌𝘚-𝘏𝘌--𝘌 𝘠𝘌 𝘚  ,,, 𝘉𝘙𝘈 𝘐𝘕 𝘜𝘕𝘍 𝘜𝘕𝘊𝘛𝘐 𝘖 𝘕?? 𝘏𝘌 𝘓𝘗?? and yeah

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Ok, so what if, and hear me out...

After the whole Optic-Nerve Blocking scene, Michael went to Rich to ask about it (since Jeremy had previously mentioned that Rich offered him a squip and Jeremy had just confirmed that it worked) and Michael gives rich like the cutest-but-also-mf-hot-face when asks him to tell him about what "Optic-Nerve Blocking" is, and since Rich is a Bi disaster, he deactivated his squip told him to meet him behind the school after school where he would explain what it was (since the squip probably had him use ONB before) and Rich tells him what it is and how it works. And Micheal just goes into like fucking deep deep depression. He was already depressed that Jeremy had just started ignoring him, but from his point of view, it was JEREMY who turned it on, it was JEREMY who decided to ignore him, it was JEREMY who had with no hesitation, cut him off his life. He didn't know that the squip had persuaded him to do so, he didn't know the squip had full access to his body, (since he had just found out abt the fact that they actually work and exsist) nerves, ect, and could fucking send him into a coma if he wanted. He didn't know that it was either a.) have the love of your life and multiple friends, or b.) stay with your best friend and stay a loser with no other friends or chance of getting a girl. Afterall, it was the squip who gave Jeremy the confidence that he could talk to Christine, he'd listen to Michael, but it would take more convincing since it's Michael; kid who buys antique stuff and only gets laid with hot asian girls that you barely notice. He'd rather listen to a computer with more knowledge and is keeping up with trends

Thank you for coming to my ted-talk.