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Thank you but please never say this again
Favorite Nintendo Character 3: Round 2
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Kibty
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This boy makes some wonderful faces when he’s sleepy
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Oh mah gawd it da fish man :DDDD
Paid back, in full.
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pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*
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I mean you were right the first two times, they can't
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Holy shit mouthwashing reference
hi faggot . keep girlkissing gay . or something
love you /p im gonna fold you like laundry
ow ow heystop that. ow ow gets folded
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*inhales*
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELO-
If I have to suffer everyone does. Projecting my pain onto everyone telepathically
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hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to get pregnant, right?
(crossposting from my old twitter)
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always confuses the hell out of me when someone sends an ask that's just "you follow someone problematic" with no name or any description of what they've done. bitch what do you want me to do find their pages?????
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THIS IS MY CAT
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Help me make everyone on tumblr see her. Reblog if you think she should be internet famous
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FNAF players would be perfect for trench warfare
Imagine:
It's the distant future of 2099, every country is at war with eachother making the very first TWW (True World War) leading to the deaths of billions upon billions.
Your in a trench with one singular comrade since all of the others died due to guttermen (yes the guys from ULTRAKILL) blasting them out.
This singular comrade is a gamer. What game do you hope he plays the most?
You already know that there's one correct answer, and it's FNAF.
Now, some may think that perhaps FPS players would be good in combat, perhaps a cod player to quickscope the opposition.
WRONG.
Those fuckers that play fnaf have a much better reaction time with their reflexes and shit. They'll peep from our of the trenches to kill 5 guys by throwing Freddy Fazbear size accurate anamitronic replica at them before the bullets of the opps could even get out of the barrel.
Don't believe me? Look at the average Fnaf player who plays custom night.
They were primed for war.
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These were the lyrics I was shown btw
Hopefully this explains things
I really hope that explains things
That quote out of context can kill a man
@boingozoingo explain yourself bucko
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I'm not even gonna ask
I'm not even gonna ask
I'm not even gonna ask
I'm not even gonna ask
@sydneysghostrecorder
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GggggOOOOOOOOOOD i want to EAT THIS POST RAAAAAAH
silly little goobers... SILLY LITTLE GOOBERRRRRSSSSSSSSS
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Doodle page :3 I love my old man Yaoi
#ultrakill#minos prime#sisyphus prime#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#someone elses art not mine i would just draw a shitty doodle of handsome squidward#i love this so much#this is amazing
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