boingozoingo

[boingozoingo]

*Eats with glee*

Mmmmmm yummers

{More pressure AU I'm sorry it's been so long}

[boingozoingo]

Jedidiah is that you

Jedidiah

Jedidiah you can't do that Jedidiah

Jedidiah

I wanna fuck the clock

[boingozoingo]

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

We will name him gorpus.

alright poll time

HE NEEDS A NAME . I WILL MAKE A BLOG ABOUT HIM .

[boingozoingo]

Whenever you feel safe, just know that I saw this post and I will be using it against you in the near future.

Also haiiiiii sydney from CHAT :3

would btw

[boingozoingo]

hows my little discord kitten doing

Doing fine my lovey dovey honeydew :3

(We are kissing romantically as you read this)

[boingozoingo]

God I wish that was me /j

[boingozoingo]

Mm-m-m-m-m-MEN!!!!

😳

👅👅👅👅👅👅

[boingozoingo]

Hi,❤️

I would like to ask for your help in sharing my story and reblog my campaign and help me to verify it . You can find the details of my story on my page. Your support and sharing will greatly help me, especially since you have many wonderful followers.

Thank you for your support and generosity.

May God bless you.🌹🙏❤️

Hi @emanabosedo !

You had me. You nearly had me. I was genuinely convinced for a second that you were ACTUALLY in trouble and was an actual person in need of 50k!

That wasn't until I checked your activity.

There are only two posts on your account (not including the one made in response to another person donating you) and they are BOTH made in August 2024. You have only two photos of yourself and your children on your account.

Not to mention, how did you find my account at all? It looks like you never found me via another friend, nor a tag I put! Hell, it looks like you ONLY interact with people in asks!

Did you really think I'd fall for that?

Using the mirage of someone effected by the israel-palestine conflict is a

PATHETIC

way of fooling those who genuinely want to help those in need.

I get you fuckers EVERY. OTHER. ASK.

One day, someone will be genuinely begging and in need of money and all I'll think about is "Oh geez, that must me a bot! Time to block!"

LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR THOSE WHO DARE FUCK WITH THE UN-FUCKING-CERTIFIED CLOWN.

Bye Amana!

[boingozoingo]

Since a lot of people liked that one post I did with the wormblr tag in it, I now present you

WORM BIOLOGY 2

Worms have both male and female reproductive organs. Why? Because apparently it's TOO HARD for these fuckers to SPLIT INTO TWO and form new worms.

You're telling me that STARFISH can do it but not these guys? IT'S A WORM. I GURANTEE YOU THESE CREATURES HAVE A

VERY

SIMPLE CELL STRUCTURE.

Fuck me man my worldview is ruined :(

Anyway here's your second wormblr post

[boingozoingo]

You get Jowee from Drawn to life (DS). Take it or leave it.

GO MY NICHE CHILDHOOD GAME CHARACTER!!! GO FOURTH!!!!!!!

kin assign me

[boingozoingo]

What the fuck is this

Why are you coddling me, tumblr

[boingozoingo]

Imagine:

It's 2055. The pain projection war has just started. Everyone projecting their various pains as a human being onto everyone else. People who have periods are deemed supreme.

Yknow what I would do?

TESTICULAR TORSION TECHNIQUE

I twist my balls on command and, while in pain, I project that pain onto someone else.

I just found a counter to the current warfare meta. Those guys with the uteruses are forced to go through that pain once a month, sometimes forced to offload the pain onto another one of their allies to survive.

Me? I can do that shit whenever I like. Doesn't matter what time of the month, I can twist my balls and project that shit onto my enemies. I've just found the equivalent of the atomic bomb. I'm the oppenheimer of testicular torsion.

The next time you want to FUCK with me, just know all I have to do is preform a real life pokemon Z-move and twist my balls to make you go away.

Be warned, amateur projector, I've been in this game a lot longer than you have.

[boingozoingo]

This is now how I will now respond to cocksucker. Its my response now. I'm taking it. I'm not giving it back.

My brother and I were arguing like normal but I was walking away up the stairs and he yells at me

‘COCK SUCKER’

Mind you I’m not out.

Then out of anger i yelled back

‘IM GAY’

I’m now worried what he will say to my parents when they get home.

[boingozoingo]

Gaybriel my beloved

Happy New Year!!!🎊

(This totally wasn’t supposed to be for Christmas shhhhh)

[boingozoingo]

sending you my back pain via telepathy

YOU!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SENDING THE GODDAMN PAINS!!!!

That's it.

I'm gonna send the fucker after you.

He gonna get ya.

He will not wait a second to project the feeling of testicular torsion + giving birth onto you.

It's only a matter of time.

No-one can help you now.

[boingozoingo]

Why are people suddenly projecting their period cramps onto-

AAAAAA FUCK AAAAHHHH THIS SHIT HURTS AAAAAHHHHHH WHO DID THIS???? WHO DID THIS?????

THOSE PERIOD-CRAMP-TRANSFERRING-FUCKS STRUCK ME AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!!!!

[boingozoingo]

YOU ARE THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE OF MY EXISTANCEEEEEEEEEEEEE /lh

its 2am and what am i doing? explaining the sexual anatomy of worms to @boingozoingo of course