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Yes

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

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Oh no.

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Are you satisfied with life?

Fuck no. I am responding to an ask on TUMBLR. com are you fucking kidding me

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that sounds Vaguely Threatening.

dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum

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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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Does it work?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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So.... Twitter users might be migrating to Tumblr. Time to show them who's alpha.

Why are they comin here why

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Izuku really has checked off the entire fanboy wishlist:

1. Meet your hero 2. Build a relationship with him 3. Eat his hair 4. Gain his powers 5. Be chosen to inherit his title 6. Be trained by him 7. Have a father-son bond with him 8. Fight by his side 9. Save his life 10. Become your hero’s reason for living.

It’s such a complete fulfillment of a fan’s wildest dreams that you can’t go further without making it weird. Or weirder.

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Cervantes dunes, Western Australia

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You might say they have… chemistry.

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gabriel got 2nd place in the @shittycartoondadshowdown

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plagg once again proving he’s the best kwami

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the forger mama/daughter pair throughout the years 🥺