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got my boob bitten and now i have to do a bunch of other shit thats not boob related

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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

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everyones a fucking critic

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one of the jobs my roommate and I applied to had us take a personality questionnaire and I need yall to look at these images

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i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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this made me almost throw up from laughing the FLAWLESS naruto dub impression the wolf’s expression the music I feel insane

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post

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been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

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i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

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I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace