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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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Cyberpunk Elf Mage by David Demaret

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A few D&D characters portraits!

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I don’t kill people; I perform non-lethal spine removal, and they just die of natural causes.

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Dungeons & Dragons is just a really complicated game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill.”

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TFW one of your players becomes a Dungeon Master

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Image: a screen shot of a tweet by Chick Wendig ( @chuckwendig on Twitter, @terribleminds on tumblr) that reads: I think the success of GoFundMe campaigns for medical expenses shows that we could probably do it on a national level, creating a collective fund for everyone using something called “taxes,” and we can use it to pay for a thing I’ve invented called “universal health care.”

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Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?

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We buy a sheep as bait for the monster:

Josie: Oh, gods. I can't kill this sheep. It's too adorable!

Me: Ya gotta.

Josie: I love this sheep! I've already named it.

Me: We've had it for thirty seconds!

Josie, sadly: Her name is Snowflake.

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What are those little Owl cats things called? I need them in my life

mini commission for @comixqueen of Srance!

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The Hobbits

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Demon-Arm Magus character idea

So this idea is keeping me awake, even though I have to be up super early. Blade bound and esoteric archetypes. Not even 100% its legal. But I’ve got this idea. The character either loses its arm and gets a graft or gets cursed and this is a way to contain it. Which results one arm becoming the black blade. But the arm counts has a unarmed attack. If you chuck on the CHA based archetype you could even have the “arm” teach/enable the characters spells. That way its all wrapped up nicely.

This is probably why to complicated and there is most likely an easier way to do it but it I just wanted to get this idea out there. Maybe I can use this idea for an NPC in my current game. 

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Driven to Greatness

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im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

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Self care is designing d&d characters you wont use

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Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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Medieval castle stairs were often built to ascend in narrow, clockwise spirals so right-handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on the way up at a disadvantage (unless they were left-handed). The steps were also uneven to give defenders the advantage of anticipating each step’s size while attackers tripped over them. Source Source 2 Source 3