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look alive, 2025! femslash february prompt list drop, hot and fresh from the oven. sorry it's late everybody but we are yuri-ing out this year again don't worry ✌️

full prompt list under the cut!

FEMSLASH FEBRUARY 2025 (THEME: CHECKLIST)

I want you to:

See me

Heal me

Kiss me

Hate me

Kill me

Love me

Hold me

Leave me

Feed me

Trust me

Be me

Find me

Treat me

Save me

Please:

Forget me

Ruin me

Marry me

Remember me

Sing with me

Dance with me

Bring me to life

Trick me

Fight me

Understand me

Lie to me

Sit with me

Be here for me

Be mine

For anyone clicking into this who is not aware, Femslash February is a month of creating content of women loving women! Anything can be made for any day and there are no restrictions as long as it's sapphic. Please make sure to tag warnings and R18 content appropriately. That's all! Thank you! See you February!

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in order to reap the rewards of being loved (self discovery and helping your gf feel better after a bad day) you must first submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known (pegged gf too hard and her daughter knocked on the wall to make us be quiet)

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Being called out. Made fun of by my own phone.

Can't a guy look at old man yaoi in peace? Without machines keeping tabs? Evil.

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favorite things from Breaking Bad VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, aside from the obvious stuff like the music, the ending, and walt being haunted by the specter of the breaking bad poster:

in general, the stark difference between the people who clearly know the scenes and the actual lines from the show and the people who either don't know or don't care, and the way wayne has to roll with it and constantly shift between both styles

as one of the youtube comments put it, the way walt's agency is downplayed by the railroading of the plot and the way his most heinous acts (letting jane die, poisoning brock, etc.) are largely skipped over make many moments where characters turn on walt and attack him feel comically unprovoked, which makes it feel like the version of the story walt would tell to make himself look better

mining the giant crystal for meth

the fact that they made "drives an el camino" at least 70% of skinny pete's personality

the sudden extreme yellow filter that appears when they cross over the clearly marked mexico border

the bit where they straight up just play the saul goodman commercial from the show on jesse's tv via youtube, but then someone switches it to the "you're not a real lawyer" scene from better call saul and they're all just so caught off guard that they kinda just start watching the scene. and then they just ignore what chuck is saying about his brother and let the quality of the cinematography alone convince them to hire saul

hank suddenly appearing in the car for a split second when walt, jesse, and saul are driving back from the desert, and to avoid completely derailing the plot wayne just looks down and clutches his head and says "cancer did that"

jesse saying he can do anything walt can do better and playing the breakcore breaking bad theme remix and wayne just goes "damn! damn!" and starts dancing

the fact that there's an extra salamanca cousin to make them triplets for no particular reason

the whole jane subplot isn't depicted so the plane crash above walt's house becomes a complete non sequitur

baaulp referencing the spice curls

they skip over the events of fly, but the map references it by having a giant fly in the superlab, which is labeled with an arrow so you can't miss it

jesse's drug-fueled house party having this playing on loop in the background

the homoerotic moment walt has with one of the salamanca triplets at the party in mexico, and also the one he has later with saul

to sidestep the whole neo-nazi thing in their lighthearted gmod stream they instead give uncle jack a gang of clowns and an evil circus (playing off of the vamanos pest fumigation tents, i assume), clearly labeled Uncle Jack's Evil Circus

since they skip the whole train heist they just have drew sharp show up at vamanos pest looking for some tiddlywinks

everything that happens with huell when walt is trying to explain to saul that hank figured everything out

and, of course, saul being chased off by the undead chuck mcgill

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"They don't teach us about that in school how am I supposed to know" well you seem to know a lot about Bakugou but they don't teach you about him in school. Do they

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"You are mine now, little wolf. And I will study you to better understand your kind. You will be safe here... as long as you do as you are told."

Commission for @highclassmulticast of their OC, Able, with Cyrus in our vampire AU.

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god gives his biggest dicks to his specialest princesses

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The two illustrations I did for a one shot I wrote, which you can read here.

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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Hey, so my posts keep getting no traction. So, I'm going to try again:

I am a trans man living in San Francisco and I need help paying 1,400 in back rent and utilities.

I can do commissions, information on that can be found here.

You can donate here.

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The Harvest Haruspex & Wickerwax The Bat-O'-Lantern

Two new dolls going up for auction on my eBay this Friday! (25th Oct) The auction will begin at 21:00 GMT+1, and last for 3 days.

It's been years since I've auctioned anything, I'm a little nervous to dip my toes back into it 🎃 Good luck to anyone that might decide to take part! 🙏

https://www.ebay.ie/usr/slocotiondolls

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

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“We need to appeal to “moderate” republicans by screaming we will never do a good thing while ignoring the fires we are causing abroad and the floods at home”

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Help a Transman get out of the red!

I'm sorry to ask y'all for help again, but I recently moved states and it's been harder to find a job than I thought. And I'm having trouble with unemployment on top of that. I would very much appreciate some assistance.

Anything helps. You can donate through my paypal.me. If you are interested, I can do commissions.

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