bodiedhorror

[bodiedhorror]

POV: You are a Team Aqua grunt with a stupid injury and you're about to get a lecture from the team medic.

[bodiedhorror]

[bodiedhorror]

This sounds like a weird thing to say (and doubly so when you know that I'm an asexual lesbian), but I honestly believe that Alfred Molina in character as Doctor Octopus--smirking, wearing sunglasses, lighting cigars with his tentacles, dressed in that trench coat with his tits hanging out over a biomechanical harness--has more raw sexual charisma than any other character in comic book movies. He leaves all of those buff lads in the MCU utterly in the dust.

[bodiedhorror]

AFJHDJSKDNDNFK

[bodiedhorror]

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

[bodiedhorror]

they hate each other.

[bodiedhorror]

grammy award winning small but knowing clown

[bodiedhorror]

Decided to doodle that iconic Maxie panel but with the ORAS design. Plus an Archer reference.

Original Image Below:

[bodiedhorror]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[bodiedhorror]

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

[bodiedhorror]

The Randomizer

[bodiedhorror]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[bodiedhorror]

is that a gun in your pants Or did your penis just shoot a bullet at me point blank

[bodiedhorror]

i have literally zero qualms about the source of meat that i eat as long as it is clean and poses no threat to my health. turtle? let me have a lirtle. raccoon? i want some soon! belly of horse? well, of course! dog's leg? don't make me beg! i could go on but i believe you get the picture. i really don't give a shit. obviously there's ethical concerns but like if you presented me a filet of human flesh that was harvested off of someone who wanted me to eat them i'd take a bite. i would. i mean, think about it. if someone wanted you to eat their flesh, i feel like that would make it more ethical than a pig who wanted more than anything than to live. the difference between me and you, though, is that i wouldn't get hard over it. FLACCID. PENIS. the entire way through. not a drop of moisture nor tingle of sensation in my briefs. also. can we go back i forgot to put in my mom's rewards membership number.

[bodiedhorror]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.