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I love her. She's the best. Girl boss on god. Sweet woman, save us all please. She wears the pants in the relationship. She's my boyfriend and my girlfriend but also my wife

(Her and ayatsuji have something in common and that's that they both look good feral. Perfect match if I do say so myself)

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the real reason jimmy broke polle

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saw tsuji^2 chainsaw man au and blacked out. pls share the people have to know 🙏🙏

okay SO! i actually have had a bsd gaiden csm au collecting dust for. over a year now 💔 i really like it though and i want to be able to get back to it, i just. don't know enough about csm to build off of it (i desperately need to read the manga. the reze movie trailer dropping is probably my sign to continue). basically in terms of casting: kyogoku as the yokai devil, ayatsuji as the accident fiend, and tsujimura as a devil hunter + contracted with the shadow devil. maybe one day i'll finish the designs and share it on here lol

the wip in particular is about how tsujimura forced ayatsuji to feed on her blood so he could heal and finish off whatever devil they were up against. the thing about devils is that they can heal when drinking blood, and that tsujimura knows this—being injured, she forces ayatsuji to drink her blood so he could finish the devil off. it helped obv and the wip starts off with ayatsuji being eerily silent while aiding tsujimura up.

she asks the question if he's mad, and he redirects the question into something along the lines of hurting herself even more to heal him, instead of retreating and getting themselves aid from public safety. they get into this argument about the value of their lives—ayatsuji thinks of her actions as reckless and downright idiotic, but after some rebuttals, tsujimura snaps, saying through tears that she panicked and it hurt seeing ayatsuji all injured and practically lifeless. it grows quiet. and ayatsuji? he laughs.

remember that devils find pain and misery hilarious. so tsujimura is obviously even more pissed by him laughing at her but he manages to calm down, saying that it's nothing and that they should head back before ango gets too stressed about them.

before going, ayatsuji offhandedly mentions that he's made the right choice choosing her as his partner. this leaves her confused, and when she asks about it on the way back, he doesn't elaborate.

it's the fact that tsujimura sees value towards life around her, even in death, even in a devil like him—she would be sorry to see him go, like she would for anybody. that's what he admires most about her.

the conversation is heavily inspired by tbhk's chapter 99 and 100 (night out part 2 and 3), in particular the conversation between mitsuba and kou <33

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HI !!! CAN I ASK ABOUT SOUTSUJI FIREWORKS 🙏🙏🙏

HELLO!! ok so basically I saw a fanart of tsujimura on the beach (I'll link it tomorrow when I have a wifi connection and can actually open anything other than my notifs lol) and went a little bit insane.

the basic concept is what if tsujimura and ayatsuji were out and about together on a case tsujimura was investigating and one thing led to another and it just becomes ayatsuji admiring tsujimura and immediately wanting to claw his brains out about it.

this is such an oversimplification because a) it'll be on tsujimura pov b) it has character study elements a lot and c) she's clueless as ever. but while it's sweet there are bitter undertones to it; her feeling so happy under these fireworks with ayatsuji by her side but knowing that it's growing more difficult to justify keeping this assignment when she knows he's not going to tell her anything more about her mother. having this peaceful moment but knowing it cannot be anything more. you know.

also ayatsuji is definitely having intense stareoffs with kyougoku in their typical weird I will haunt you forever and you're not making as much effort as you should to shoo me off way while tsujimura isn't looking

wip ask game

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Little Ayatsuji emote since his birthday is come up

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Enby aroace Ayatsuji...

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Today's Sigma is: part of the circus 🎪

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Pairing: Dazai x reader

Contents: SFW, sleep deprivation, CW for hints at depression, best way to get someone to sleep is the tried and true method of forced couch cuddling, Approx 800 words

You held your breath, trying to be as still as possible while Dazai’s unconscious body shifted, his weight nestling even closer against your chest. 

You counted in your mind, the seconds going by as Dazai slowly relaxed back into your embrace, face nuzzling right into the warmth of your neck. He was such a light sleeper usually, you weren’t going to take any risks now. Especially with how hard it was to get him here in the first place.

In retrospect, Dazai was such a good liar. 

You beat yourself up for not noticing sooner; letting him flail about through the week like it was his average Sunday when he was only functioning on pure stubbornness and blank stares alone. He was practically one stairway misstep away from ending up in a fucking ER.

You swallowed hard, turning to your side to leave a gentle kiss against his forehead. You pulled Dazai closer, your hands firm around his shoulders as you tried to shove those thoughts away. Dazai being bad at caring for himself was as bright as day, the self-preservation instincts carelessly discarded in favour of whatever crossed his fancy at the time.

Which includes and is not limited to forgetting basic human needs. Like fucking sleeping.

It was hardly ideal now, lying on a couch in the only spare room at the Agency. An hour of rest, tops. It was the best you managed, dragging Dazai away as he whined through the whole ordeal.

It bugged you a lot. Dazai was never the type to complain about slacking off, which was exactly what you were up to now. At least Atsushi was covering for you, hopefully keeping Kunikida’s strict presence away from your hiding spot. 

Pulling out any info about…this was just as fruitless; a sort of absent shrug accompanied by the most dramatic whine the only explanation Dazai provided. You could only purse your lips as you pulled him down, annoyance swirling in your chest while you made him lay beside you. Free will his ass. He was getting what he deserved and if you had to force it down his throat–so be it.

Until he rested his head on your shoulder, looking off in the distance with a face you hardly ever managed to see on him. Not when Dazai was so good at playing the jester, not a care in the world as he joked and teased away any worry you might have had for him.

And he fell asleep like this, quietly, after he gave up on playing it off against your unimpressed stares. Dazai’s eyes fluttered shut and he was out soon after. You wanted to grab at his jacket, shake him until he spilled his soul out. But your hands only trailed up, pulling him flush against you as you brushed his hair away from his face. 

You didn’t dare move after that, letting him melt into your embrace as the minutes went by. An hour passed and still no one came to look for you. Nor did Dazai move–out like a light. You could feel his warm breath tickle against your skin, even and calm. He was an absolute princess, always wanting as much attention as he could exhort from you.

But moments like those were… quiet. Sweet in the peace they provided, the gentle warmth of your bodies against each other. It made your heart ache.

Your hand trailed up to Dazai's jawline, cradling it as you pulled slightly to gaze at his face. He looked so innocent now, face serene in its rest. You hoped he wasn’t dreaming anything; Dazai’s the type to appreciate the absence of thought when he could. It was almost like deleting himself from existence, and he found comfort in it. 

Damn it. 

You needed to talk. Yes. Talking helped, right? Of course it did, you knew that from experience. But forcing it out of someone was a whole different beast. And Dazai never talked. Not really. He prattled and rattled on, yes, but not about the important things. Not seriously at least.

You closed your eyes, pressing your forehead to his. “I… you know I love you, you damn idiot?” you whispered against his lips. “Just… be okay. You’re okay, alright?”

Dazai didn’t move, oblivious to the world. Your thumb brushed against his cheek, the touch gentle. You stayed like that, face to face, temple to temple.

Let him rest now. You’d deal with whatever came when you had to. Now… 

Not now.

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I bet Dazai is just absolutely loved by elderly people.

Like, he's the guy playfully flirting with elder women and playing chess with the old men at the parks. They're always pinching his cheeks and calling him a "nice young man". They're spontaneously giving him sweets whenever they see him.

A case sends Kunikida and Dazai to a retirement home for information and Kunikida is immediately concerned about how Dazai's going to act around his elders.

But within 20 minutes of them being there, Dazai has practically been adopted by several of the residents. He's still done absolutely no work because he's too busy making plans to come back and visit his new friends.

Kunikida, whilst glad Dazai isn't giving anyone a heart attack with his usual antics, complains that they need to get back on track because this case is time sensitive. Then a kindly grandpa turns to him and says, "Hey, life's short. You shouldn't be so serious all the time, try to be more like your friend here, eh?"

And Kunikida has to use every ounce of self control he has to not go insane.

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hehehehehehyyYAY!!!!! YAA Yippie!!!! yay!!!!!

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cowboy curly thangs

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new chapter on december 23!

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For Christmas i wanted Ayatsuji Yukito, and now we're getting a new gaiden chapter on Christmas. You're welcome everyone Santa read my Christmas list 😋🎄

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Hello everyone, just sending a reminder to younger or more reactive tumblr users in this fandom,

Please do not go out of your way to interact with users who are posting upsetting content or replies.

They are like toddlers, and any attention is good attention. You are only feeding them when you comment on their posts telling them that they are bad or similar comments aimed at them. And much like toddlers they will learn that bad behavior is what gets them the attention they want.

Just…block, report them and filter the content you don’t want to see. Like my posts suggest.

And if you do wish to continue to interact with them, please DO NOT @ other users in your direct interactions with these gore-mongers. I realize those of you tagging me and others are trying to spread awareness and do good, but doing it directly in the posts of these individuals is not the way to do it. You are only putting other users at risk of seeing their harmful content or being directly harassed/threatened in DMs.

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This... is so disgusting and disappointing. I want to engage in this fandom so fuckin bad. I wanna draw art and post it so fuckin bad. Now, I'm terrified to even share anything anymore mouthwashing related. So many people in this fandom have said something about this issue. I'm definitely not gonna look at any of the tags for now... bsd art it is until this mess is cleaned up 😔

Sharing this for any of my moots and followers who are into mouthwashing or want to get into it. Even tags like "daisuke mouthwashing" are not safe.

How am I gonna find gucci Curly fics/art now smh my beautiful blonde king

Yall on the mouthwashing side of tumblr PLEASE EXERCISE CAUTION🙏🏽‼️

TW ANIMAL ABUSE/GORE

there is a video going around the tags for the game of animal/cat torture/abuse. If you see this PLEASE report or keep scrolling immediately 🙏🏽 it is horrific and extremely disturbing. Please be careful!