How Italians do stand up comedy
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-thought childish gambino and gumby were the same person
-cried during the minions movie
Stories/things about my mom
-she cries when she talks about penguins bc they “must be so cold!”
-she thought the jolly green giant,the hulk, and Thor were the same thing
-she once had to be taken to the emergency room in an ambulance bc she turned orange from eating too many mini oranges
-she once was intently staring at a catalog and didn’t realize it was upside down until I pointed it out
-when she was in middle school, she joined the softball team with no knowledge of how to play softball. When she hit the ball she didn’t know she was supposed to run to a base so she literally ran away and off of the field
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Hidden figures was the best movie I've seen in a long time and I really really recommend it
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Hey there friend ive beem spamming your blog and i wanted to say that you rock and that you can do this. Keep your chin up also you wanna be friends ?
Aw thanks so much! :)) I would love to be your friend and I’m so glad you like my blog!!
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First name: Zach
Last name: Stone
Status: Gonna be famous
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John Mulaney photographed by Nathan Perkel for Vulture.
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Whats ur fave song atm
my all time favorites are flashlight and twin size mattress by the front bottoms bc I’m low key emo, but I’ve been listening to a tale of 2 citiez by jcole a lot recently
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