hey I keep rats and intermittently a variety of other animals. I make ceramics and I love it. feel free to interact with me. high-key nuts, so if I don't reply or know who you are, that'll be why. stpd, cptsd, etc. im sorry, i dont tag things on a regular basis, i try to tag things that are obvious possible triggers but pls let me know if you want me to tag stuff more regularly but i have the memory of a literal goldfish and am often dissociated so if you have really catastrophic reactions to triggers i might not be the safest person to follow. trust me i wont hold it against you at all. have a great day. if you know me irl ESPECIALLY from high school please let me know who you are. there is one specific person that i really really dont want anywhere fucking near me.
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So uh
For future reference to whoever comes to this blog, im not dead, ive left tumblr because it has been getting progressively more stupid, negative, and the site itself is shooting itself in the ass. Im leaving this account up so i can access my tags of reference materials, but wont be really posting much if at all. I just think the site has become........stressful and not really healthy to be on, and i disagree strongly with several recent policy changes. Bye yall its been real. You can message me or something if for some bizarre reason you cant get in contact any other way but i really cant guarantee ill ever see it. The site is just not for me, ive moved to reddit.
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I wonder if you could crowdfund an assassination…
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When your main kink in life is legit just listening to music under the night sky ✨🎶🌙✨
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You and Emily are both the strongest contenders for being bottoms I know of. No idea how sex works between you two.
wouldn’t you like to know
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PSA
@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.
Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.
So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:
You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times
and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose
And ruin the article formatting.
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“You still think about those stories that scared you when you were little, from time to time.” (Instagram)
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the hills are alive with the sound of my joints cracking wheneve r i fucking move
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people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
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