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My enemies were born from the egg of some thoughtless creature
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My enemies were born without an intuitive understanding of battle tactics
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when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming
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can daddy be honest kitten, I don't think daddy was meant to survive through his first winter let alone be employed
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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style
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Tumblr needs a "don't piss me off" button where when you see a post where you want OP to know they have received your ire but you don't want to block them it just sends a notification saying "skopostheorie said: don't piss me off"
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i think it’s crazy there’s no regular caffeine free pepsi, only diet. i tbink there’s an untapped market for people who would like a night time soda without caffeine
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