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"Oh! Here I thought I simply hadn't spoken clearly enough!"

"I should stop underestimating you youngins!"

"Uh, I heard you the first time."

"I mean, I don’t understand what the fuck you’re talking about. You look like a goddamn cartoon character."

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"On such a beautiful winter day such as this?"

"How can one not be gay?!"

"Uhh, what?"

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"It's all in a day's work, I'm afraid. We all have to make difficult decisions every once in a while, but we sleep soundly knowing that our actions are enforcing justice for all!"

"Afternoon sir! Sure getting chilly huh?" XD

And a Good Afternoon to you as well, fine citizen!

Is it really that chilly?

I guess this suit is warmer than I gave it credit for!

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"On such a beautiful winter day like this?"

"How can one not be gay?!"

"Could you just… Tone down the gay, please?"

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"Indeed! First impressions are more important than one might think!"

"And how happy I am that you recognize how noble this profession can be!"

"Afternoon sir! Sure getting chilly huh?" XD

And a Good Afternoon to you as well, fine citizen!

Is it really that chilly?

I guess this suit is warmer than I gave it credit for!

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"That's not the way I remember the song at all! Where did you come upon such vulgar lyrics?!"

What's up with him? Well, just falling under the radar mostly. Blending in. Letting himself mingle with the people and getting more friends who love and trust him despite their backgrounds. Doesn't look that bad when everybody loves you.

"What is up with me? Why, I simply had to point out a logical inaccuracy in your statement! That's my job as...

Detective Bobby Fulbright!"

"Frosty the blow-man, suck a mighty lot of dick!"

He snorts, laughing at his own childish, vulgar tune. “Alright, enough of that shit. What’s up with you?”

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Why yes, that's exactly the name I mean! How did you know?

"Hello."

"Why, hello there! How can I help you?"

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I imagine that would just make you even colder!

"Cold as tits out here. Fuckin’ snow can suck my dick."

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Thank you! I should hope I give off that same air of confidence and strong aura of justice!

Why, it's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Roune! I am known as...

Detective Bobby Fulbright!

"Afternoon sir! Sure getting chilly huh?" XD

And a Good Afternoon to you as well, fine citizen!

Is it really that chilly?

I guess this suit is warmer than I gave it credit for!

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roune-summers replied to your post:IN JUSTICE WE TRUST! I’m back and I’m even more...

(Welcome back! Hope you had a good Christmas. c: )

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IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!

I'm back and I'm even more motivated and invigorated than ever before!

I apologize for my prolonged absence, but fear not! It will not happen for that long again!

Is there anybody in need of my services today?

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Hello there, fellow friends! This is a message from my mun!

In a few hours, she will be departing to visit family. She expects to be gone from the 22nd to the 27th!

My interaction with all of you will be minimal to none! I know it is all terribly sad, but worry not!

I have been instructed to 'Draft' all my responses, and to ask that all of you who wish to speak with me please like this post! It makes things far more clear for both my mun and me, and will increase the likeliness that I get to your reply in the blink of an eye!

Though I wish I wouldn't be pushed off to the side while she visits...I want to see my friends for Christmas too...Sigh...

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You're an attorney as well? This city is just teeming with them, isn't it?

Come to think of it, that last name rings a bell too...

"Hello."

"Why, hello there! How can I help you?"

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LOOK NO FURTHER, PROSECUTOR BLACKQUILL!

For I, Bobby Fulbright, have the complete collection!

... Steel samurai marathon?

Where would I even watch that.

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Perhaps you are simply haven't found the right kinds of friends! The power of friendship is a force for even justice itself to reckon with!

Haven't you watched the Power Rangers? Where would a Blue Ranger be without his Red? That's just unimaginable!

W… what are you even blabbering about? Paperwork is much better than whatever ‘friendship’ you have with someone else, I assure you!

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Is that really what it sounds like? Paperwork isn't nearly as rewarding as the power of friendship!

Coming from you, it feels more like giving presents during the holidays is more of a business contract sigining, but only for foolish fools who foolishly fool their foolish minds into foolishly thinking that people care for them.

I see no point, still. Who wastes their time on friendship when you have paperwork to complete?