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DAD SILCO DAD SILCO DAD SILCO
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Guess who’s ✨OBSESSED✨
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what the hells going on at my mcdonalds
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Happy Birthday to Mabel and Dipper!
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if I miss another day of 3rd grade they're gonna put me in the fucking slammer
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Can I get to know you
I don’t recommend it
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thank you for the tag!!
tagging: @internetgaylord69 @angelfallenspirit @lebluewolfie17 @cardinal-cannot-copia
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What is happening
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Found this monstrosity on the webs. It's what your kitchen needs
You say monstrosity, I say "kitchen goals." That is eye searing, I love it.
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hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
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Found this gem on twitter.
“Everyone has UNO!”
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this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
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if you could have any pet in the world (fiction or non-fiction), what would it be? (it can't be Bertholdt because that's unfair)
Bertholdt definitely would not count because I would not want a person to be a pet 😭😭. I would want a Pokemon for a pet, because 1. Protection and defense, and 2. It would make life a lot more fun. But I just hope they would like living in this world, I just hope the Pokemon wouldn't want to fight other animals too LOL bc those animals would definitely die. Gengar's always been my favorite Pokemon, so it would definitely be cool if I had one. Maybe Meowth if it produced U.S coins, LOL. We'd definitely be rich! This is more about money than the actual care of the pet HAHA, my bad. I just can't help but think about the money and fame that would come with owning the first (and only) Pokemon in the world.
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why did nobody fucking warn me about the bats that hang outside the pharmacy i just got my second covid shot and a bat flew up and sucked it right back out so now i have to do this shit all over again
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