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Sara: What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Raiden Shogun, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tenryou Commission, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids for the Vision Hunt Decree, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Shongunate. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Inazuma and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Electro Archon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Ayaka, it’s time to come home for tea, queen.
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admiral hackett: shepard i need you to uh *rolls dice* rescue scientists on *spins wheel* an abandoned mining facility from *flips coin* the geth in the *throws dart* hades gamma cluster
hackett out
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kaeya, playing stardew valley: ugh why is fishing so hard
klee: just blow them up!
kaeya: i would but i cant-
albedo: i have TNT mods if youre interested
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Since I got into ME:A months ago, I must have received at least a dozen requests (luckily, most of them polite) asking me to draw Reyes in my artstyle. Decided to give him a try!
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POV your cat is meowing at you while you're in the kitchen
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Reason number 1725372 on why they deserve to be happy again
#art#mhy needs to make them happy#i will will it into existence#i will do it#genshin#wonderful art as always op!!
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Imagine being Hannah Shepard, your kid dies, comes back two years later very much not dead but now working for a terrorist organisation, they don't call or anything you have to hear it through the grapevine.
So your kid is alive, then they blow up a Batarian solar system, vanish beyond the Omega 4 Relay before charges can be brought, then show up again in earth a few weeks later insisting that the Reapers are coming. Your ship is posted out in the middle of nowhere because the brass don't like that you've turned down the offer of promotion and then publicly roasted then for the publicity stunt of trying to make you an Admiral. There is a very real chance you won't get back to see your not dead kid before the Alliance hand her over to the Batarians for justice or dole out the death penalty themselves.
Then the Reapers actually do show up, so you fight. People die. Your kid has apparently regained command of their ship and is now hosting several of the most prominent figures in the galaxy on board. You still haven't seen them since before they died.
Several months later you finally, finally get to see your kid having managed to just barely line up shore leave to match.
They're late to the meeting point. There's a report about C-Sec vehicles having been set in fire playing in the background as a juvenile Krogan sulkingly eats spicy noodles in the seat next to a turian you recognise from the vids about the original Normandy. The turian attempts to make awkward small talk with you about heat sinks, you find out later this is your kid's boyfriend. The Krogan juvenile orders his sixth bowl of noodles and complains about being grounded. Your kid arrives just in time to hear the complaint and promise a new dinosaur toy if the Krogan behaves and doesn't light C-Sec on fire again. The Krogan is your grandson now. Apparently he's been your grandson for about a year. Your kid forgot to write you about it. Again.
The Turian compliments your supportive waist in the awkward silence that follows and asks if such things are normally hereditary amoungst humans. Your kid facepalms.
It's a good day
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Arthasification
#everytime this crosses my dash i cackle#i legit have to reblog it and i share it with my friend every time#wow#hots
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He isn't sulking
He just want his peace and quiet
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If they ever release a beidou in a suit skin 💥💳
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my heart hurts thinking about joker alone in that escape pod knowing shepard died saving him
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Dvalin / Stormterror (long time no see here :D)
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