bnha-x-southpark-incorrectness
Pretty Much Just Incorrect Quotes
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Stan: *in hospital* What the fuck? I’m dying. Is anyone gonna come?
Stan:
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Stan: Well this is fucked up.
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Bakugou: I know you make things float and that’s your thing...
Ochako:
Bakugou:
Bakugou: BUT QUIT FUCKING MAKING MY DICK FLOAT YOU ROUND ASS BITCH.
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That moment when you see All Might in your dreams and he gives life advice
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Cartman: *in farts* | || || |_
Cartman: Holy shit, I’m God.
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I don’t know how...
But the magic of South Park is that you can watch the same episode 50,000 times and it will still be just as funny as the first time.
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“I don’t care if you’re black, white, gay, straight, or trans. I am going to KILL MYSELF if you guys don’t start taking it seriously!”
Eric Cartman
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Todoroki: *inhale*
Todoroki:
Todoroki: boi
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Deku: So Craig, what are you thinking of for your hero name?
Craig: uhh... I was thinking of Super Craig.
Deku: Why’s that? You’re just adding a super in front of your name.
Craig: Because it sounds cool when you say, “Super Craig... is gay.”
Deku:
Shouto:
Deku:
Shouto: We’re keeping him.
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South Park Headcanon
Craig buys Tweek a thunder shirt, not knowing that it’s for dogs. He literally read “Best Solution for Anxiety” and bought it.
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Todoroki: *looking at his left hand* I refuse to use my left side.
Midoriya: It’S yOuR pOwEr, NoT hIs
Todoroki: Fuck it. I’ll use it AND the boner that I just got.
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Bakugou: *showing his and Kirishima’s house after getting married* Welcome to the crib. Drinks are to the left. My Deku hate shrine is to the right. And everyone can kindly FUCK OFF.
Kirishima: Bro, that was harsh.
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Bnha headcanon
Todoroki wears a pink apron around the kitchen, get over it.
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Stan (outside of Kyle’s house): I WANNA JEW BOY THAT GOES TO TEMPLE... AND READS HIS TORAH
Kyle: *shuts curtains*
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Kyle:*walks into cafeteria*
Cartman:Yo, jewface, you look rough?
Kyle: Yeah, I was doing... stuff
Stan:*intense smile*
Cartman: OHHH-
Stan: *INTENSE SMILE*
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South Park Headcanon
Stan and Kyle have a nintendog named Barkley that they take turns watching over. Rumor has it that they haven’t missed one day of taking care of it.
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