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HEY I THOUGHT I WOULD POP ON AND SEE IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS STILL USE THIS FUCKFORSAKEN PLATFORM.

BARRING HANGING WITH MY BROS, I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT MY SICK AS FUCK HOT WAR HERO WIFE.

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i can’t relate to horror stories where it’s like ‘my wife started acting crazy isn’t that so scary?’ because i would support my wife no matter what i would love my crazy wife

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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

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sexy

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some kind of a moodboard

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BITCH???

THIS IS MY BITCH, AND IT'S HER HATCHDAY. TELL HER HAPPY HATCHDAY.

✨ resolute ✨

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HEY IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

GO TELL MY FIANCÉE HAPPY HATCHDAY, SHITHEADS.

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✨ resolute ✨

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OH YEAH, BETTER KEEP A DEATH GRIP ON THOSE STATE SECRETS.

I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

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I LIKE EM TALL AND BITEY.

that line does have a type though dont they

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#I had to study how marriage works in case we ever get around to it.

WELL, THERE YOU GO, THEN. PRINCESS CONSORT.

LEAVE IT TO THE QUEEN TO KNOW THINGS!

Princess-Consort, actually.

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I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.

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I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.

REMINDER THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED AT SOME POINT IN THE RELATIVELY NEAT FUTURE AND THAT MY QUEEN IS ALSO SUPER FUCKING HOT.

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REMINDER THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED AT SOME POINT IN THE RELATIVELY NEAT FUTURE AND THAT MY QUEEN IS ALSO SUPER FUCKING HOT.