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*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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stop being funnier than me but i am in ur floor and stealing every one of your jokes

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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saying this as im up at 3 am... is it my bedtime now??? or do i stay up... i do have to wake up at 7:30....

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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i love poison omelette

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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son, me and your mother added each other to our dnis. you have to unfollow one of us if you want to interact...

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and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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me with john walker

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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we all got that one losing dog we love to bet on

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very nice suggestions tumblr, thank you