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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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Go read an old fic.

There’s such recency bias in fandom. As an author you post something, get a few reactions, and then it goes off into the bin. As a reader you check the tags, see what’s new, and move on. But a lot of old stuff is really good. It’s just sitting there, gathering dust, waiting for someone to take a peek.

So go on. Treat yourself.

Read an old fic.

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I’m gonna post some memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist

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Headcanon that Neil’s competency k!nk extends beyond Andrew’s exy skills.

Andrew walks into the dorm and casually slides a test with a perfect score towards Neil and Neil just about loses his shit. A quick yes or no and he’s peppering Andrew’s face with kisses.

Andrew is very good at parallel parking and every time he manoeuvres the Mas into a tight spot, Neil is in the passenger seat burning holes into the side of Andrew’s head with the intensity of his stare.

Andrew unlocks the Columbia house with his and Neil’s duffel bags on his shoulders, three shopping bags dangling from the crook of each elbow (his are biceps are bulging), travel mug under his arm, a bag of M&M’s in his left hand, keys in his right hand and a lollipop in his mouth. Neil is standing behind him (holding one shopping bag), checking his chin for drool.

Neil and Aaron have been playing a new video game for hours and can’t get past a particularly difficult level. Andrew has been silently watching, tucked into a corner of the couch. They’re about to give up when Andrew holds out his hand, a silent demand. Neil hands over his controller and Andrew beats the level in five minutes with ease. Andrew has to use two fingers to turn Neil’s head away because he’s looking at Andrew like that. (Aaron swears in disbelief and throws his controller on the floor.)

Andrew is aware of the effect he has on Neil, and if he shows off on purpose every now and then, no one has to know.

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So I’ve been wanting to do my own twist on the Kathy Interview for YEARS, and I finally did it. Also did you guys know that Kevin turned down the choice to wear suspenders and I am upset.

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headcanon that taking pictures of neil is like taking pictures of bigfoot. he’s impossible to pin down, he always moves his head at the last minute, every photo is blurred or partial even when they’re actively getting him to sit still for a picture. the foxes have collectively approximately six pictures of neil that actually look good and they are treasured and pinned up in the lounge at the stadium in point of pride. dan is the first to notice the pattern since she’s usually taking the pictures, but they all see it eventually.

every decent photo that they have of neil he’s near andrew. neil may be one of the only people that can make andrew move, but andrew is one of the only people that can make neil slow down.

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The other 10%.

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Late night fluff from yesterday cause I felt like it hehe

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andrew every time he sees neil

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kudos to neil josten who's probably the only one who really took the whole "new year, new me" bullshit seriously.

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am i proud of this, absolutely not, will i be posting it anyway, absolutely

@llstarcasterll for art credit (˘∪˘✿)

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Andrew after Neil's 5th concussion in 2 months

Andrew: Hi I’m Andrew, Neil Josten’s emergency contact.

Nurse: Here to pick him up?

Andrew: No. I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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andreils disgusting romance.

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i saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of wymack and his kids

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i bet andrew and neil were at the dorms one day and andrew was throwing knifes at a wall and couldn't get it exactly to the target he drew and neil came up behind him and asked "yes or no" and when andrew said yes he did that thing were person A holds person B's body and alligns there hands perfectly so they know what there doing and neil held andrews knife hand and pulled it back to chuck it at the wall and it hit dead center and andrew just kinda stood there in neils hold and then walked away to collect himself because this man is so gay

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Just Andrew, who still can't handle Neil's smile 🤭